Roomba

Dad to Boomba and Moomba, Simp for @schwennajartz. Oscar Isaac stan acct. Curse of Strahd DM. Tweeting about nerd stuff. he/him.🏳️‍🌈

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

My brain:
10% Basic Needs
90% D&D Ideas

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

Even when life feels like a Jenga tower and keeps falling over, I’m happy we can keep rebuilding it together. I love you so much @schwennajartz

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

I redownloaded twitter to get super sappy about my wife and our 10TH ANNIVERSARY!

Absolutely insane to think that I could love someone as much as I do and then have that love continue to grow day after day?! From driving dates from PG down to Spanish & back to raising two kids

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

It’s beyond what I ever could have imagined marriage would feel like. We get to like be together and hang out?! EVERYDAY?! What an absolute dream! I love your guts SO FUCKING MUCH BABE - I physically don’t know how to handle it.

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@xmentrove @Lupita_Nyongo @MarvelStudios @DisneyPlus @_AshesAshes_ !!!!!

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@vampiresslynn @LivinWithLava Cuties

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

He’s just like me fr

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

If Ka wills

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

As a lifelong Giants and Mariners fan, there is nothing more vulgar than a Dodgers/Yankees WS

Go yan 🤢 go yanke 🤢 go Yankees 🤮

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@JayCuda @NilePatterson

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@vampiresslynn @LivinWithLava Like 4/5 of mine and your mans convos are me asking for recipes lol

[carolyn @creay415]

Pretty sure ippei was the fall guy actually

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

#SFGiants fans. You know what to do.

[Bay Area Bob @TheBayAreaBob]

Dodgers vs. Yankees World Series

[bria celest @55mmbae]

This actually just blew my mind about that Rihanna song LMAO what!

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@messedupfoods @TRHPod

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@LivinWithLava @vampiresslynn I expect both of you to remake this in the new apt

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

@LivinWithLava @vampiresslynn

[Roomba @Roomba_gg]

Feels 35, man (4 days ago) complete with receding hairline, ice cream, and the daddys