My bus driver just randomly asked me if I shopped at target. So I said yes ma’am, sometimes. Then she says, “Your momma raised you RIGHT!” and she gave me some target coupons. Thanks Mom.
moderator: what are your views on the economy?
joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.
donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks
Too early! Why do we always need to clout chase… mentally preparing to watch 3 mediocre seasons with high expectations until Bron retires and we can finally rebuild
ESPN Sources: JJ Redick has agreed on a four-year contract to become the next coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. Rob Pelinka offered job this morning and Redick’s started working on a staff to surround himself with experience.
The Tom Brady Roast was sensational. Honestly, I was shocked. Asking football players to read LIVE sounds like a recipe for disaster. But they brought the fucking house down. Everyone took part in the great American tradition of humbling our heroes. No one got sensitive. It was awesome. @KevinHart4real hosted masterfully and @NikkiGlaser and @TonyHinchcliffe DEMOLISHED 🔥🔥🔥.