🍂Roo🍂

bit of a bellend.. but I'm funny sometimes. ✨tattooist based in Romford, UK✨

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@MSTEROLVR “I’m in a mood, the moon must be in Gatorade or some shit”

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Bernice : we need to hang out that weekend because Chloe’s abandoning me

Chloe: I’m not abandoning you I’m scattering my nans ashes

STOP IT

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@Grovesie97

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I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE

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@roseforoshawott Stop it 😩😂

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“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

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‘You just hit me with a sausage you cunt’

My most favourite quote ever

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@Grovesie97 I love you 🥹

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I found one of my mums old perfumes and decided to spray my pillow with it.. it’s been nearly 10 years but the memory of that perfume took me back FAST 🥺

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I went on THE WORST date of my life last night that literally caused me to run like Jack Sparrow into a cab at about 3am 😩😂

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Is 11:30pm too late in the day to make ramen?

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I finished the ACOTAR series and now I don’t know what to do with my life..

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“They’re allowed to tell you if they think you need to go on a diet, they’re family”

Actually get fucked. Family or not, no one should make you feel uncomfortable about yourself, especially family.

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I hate my brain for struggling to read in third person, like it’s not THAT HARD… but it is.

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I gasped so loud whilst reading my book the other day Millie came running over thinking something had happened 👀

All good it’s just ACOWAR holding me in an ABSOLUTE chokehold.

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The way my chin hairs grow, just call me billy goats gruff 🙄

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@decaynymph I was honestly wounded that no one cracked up 😂

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My mouth ran faster than my brain the other day and instead of asking my customer if they wanted a pillow for their head I just said “do you want head?”
Then swiftly corrected myself.

I wanted to die.

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I have peaked..

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@Grovesie97 NO ONE LAUGHED WHICH MADE IT WORSE

[dean’s blunt @kingkrulegroupi]

me when i get overstimulated