Kurt Skrivseth

Bassist/guitarist/producer for the band Pale People. Wheelchair summoner. Dachshund enthusiast. Amateur lesbian.

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@daveanthony

Hey Dave, thoughts?
@thedollop

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I want to make an honest version of The Polar Express

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This comes out to 5.3 slices per person. This comes out to $8.16/per person which, even in 1990’s economy, is an actual Christmas miracle for feeding 15 people.

Update: Because Kevin likes just cheese, the pizza he orders later in the film costs 45 cents less than the others.

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Watching Home Alone with the kids, I’ve done a breakdown of the pizza they order at the beginning.

11 children
4 parents
10 pizzas ($122.50, avg 8 slices/pie)

#HomeAlone #pizza #economics @IncredibleCulk

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Finally watching Glengarry Glen Ross. Weirdest Friends prequel I could’ve imagined.#friends @DavidSchwimmer

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@blainecapatch Fentertainment Scott Fitzgerald

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No way childhood me could’ve handled losing Batman and the Green Ranger ten days apart.
#rip #JasonDavidFrankRip #KevinConroy

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@blainecapatch My friend made me borrow his Blu-ray player to watch Avatar for the first time. I never told him I only agreed to it because I was watching it with the RiffTrax playing.

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@blainecapatch That’s just the plot of Rhodhouse

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@isabelhagen_ But seats are my favorite

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Just bought some wireless earbuds so I can finally have something else that can go wrong when I go jogging.

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It’s so hard to get a little kid to go to the dentist because it’s not even your kid and I’m just trying to help no I don’t have an appointment

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@bgrassman BRENT I JUST SAW THIS! DM me or text me!

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Customer: “I play in Drop A but I haven’t touched my guitar in about 2 years.”
Me: “Do you think that’s because you’re playing in Drop A?”
#guitartech #guitargear #wisdom

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@blainecapatch Try it with the teats

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@blainecapatch Diet in the meats

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It’s pretty weird when you hear a noise downstairs and it’s 4-7 badgers (wasn’t sure) engaging in some kind of battle royale. I’m not saying any of that happened, but it is pretty weird.

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Me: Loves my job and is dedicated to outstanding customer service
Also Me: “Alright Chris, what is your first name?”
#CustomerService #mischief

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“We have a 4 year old and another on the way.”
Me: “How do you know you have another 4 year old on the way?”

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How to get out of any situation at any job:
You: “I’m waiting to hear back from Travis in the Art Department.
Any boss: “What are you talking about?”
You: “I can’t believe it either.”
*leave the room

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This “Child Psychiatry” racket is a bit much. Ain’t no way those kids have enough experience to be helping people.