Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷

Good things come to those who wait. But there is no good here.

Only a promise of what’s to come, and a darkness long overdue.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Well, well… what a dreadful little place.

So much cruelty, so much sin, so many fragile egos tearing one another apart. And all so eager to prove they’re the most wicked of them all.

Oh, how precious.
I’ll feel right at home here on Twittier. ♡

#hazbin_hotel #HelluvaBoss‌

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Now I would have Ŷ̷̫̲͂̅̑̆Ó̴̮̊͘͝͠U̶̜͚̐́̑̆̂ do it. But you can't even handle a. little. weak. D̵̡̜̣̭̝̮̓͌ͅĘ̷͙̋̎̑̈́̿͠͝Ȅ̵̱̌͊̇R̷̛̟͒̋͝. So i might have to get S̶̛̥̱̆̂̀̌O̷̠͎͛͛̏́̓M̴̺̂͗̽̂È̷̡͕͎̟̐̌ͅO̵̤̙̰̤͝Ǹ̶̰͙͚E̵̡̟̳̯͑͌̋ ̶͔͔̩̯̝͔̖̇̃Ë̵͎̼͎̟̀̏͋̏́L̵̛̟̗͈͚̈͗́͐̄ͅS̶̮͔̰̹͚͎̰̈́̉͌̔̃͘É̴̘̍͗͐̆̓ to do it

[𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑼𝒔 @TrustUsTech]

"Indeed I do agree.~ it's a waste of time and effort we are all down here for a reason."

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

What you so happy about disappointment of a former prince?

[𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 @StolasHootowl]

Happy hoots

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

You got something right V̴̘̩̋̈͋̾i̴̙͗n̵̡̤̅͊̀̌c̴̬̍̐͛̈́è̵̬̜̬̥͝n̴̥̲̜͙̒̆̀̐t̴͚̺͛͝. . . That Hotel is S̷͎̑T̴͓̝͈̀̓͠Ǔ̷͖͗̒P̵̲͓̤͇͑͝Ĭ̵̭͝D̶̢̲̣̰̆̐̐́. Someone should really start getting R̶̰̱͖͛̊Į̶̧̝̝̈́̅́D̸͉̮̬̋̇͘ ̷̲̺́̄̋͜ͅof it. now would you not Ą̵̹̝̻̈͑̅͝G̶̰͐R̶͌̄ͅĒ̵̻̘̦E̶͈̠̿͒͑͝!̸̖̫̹͗̔̊̚ͅ?̸̳͓̹̀

[𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑼𝒔 @TrustUsTech]

"Ha! That hotel is stupid. Why do you even bother with it? Like a whore ajd druggie like you ever gonna get redeemed."

He laughs.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

I suppose we can agree on that. . . for now

[𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆 @fallxnapple]

He groans.

"Yes such a great time. So what? I mean they was all much happier being away from Adam anyways..."

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

That's one of the rare things I don't know and simple don't care for either. Unlike the other Sinners. His not a talker with others. And I'm no mind reader. I just know every evil thing every being has done and will do

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

Why would my traitorous son go into hiding? Of course he did some very terrible things—unforgivable. Still, seeing each other again might help clear things up.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Yes you sure are. Just like how you foolish cause Eve to free ME. Now that was a great time right lucifer?

[𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆 @fallxnapple]

Maybe... fine. Yes.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Oh even if I told you he never stays in one place. His kept good hidden from the exorcists and mainly YOU

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

( now he's acting offended. )

NO ONE HAS EVER SPOKEN TO ME LIKE THAT! I'm the smartest person here in all of heaven. By the way, I know my son is in hell, but where?!

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Clearly your also deaf because i said your son was in hell and his BEEN in hell for a long time. you might have the body but the mind. i think Albert Einstein got his brain from EVE and not you.

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

What has this got to do with my stupid kids? I'm incredibly intelligent, strong, smart, and breathtakingly hot! Plus, I'm THE FIRST MAN! All other stuff comes from me.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Do I really gotta spell it out. HIS. IN. HELL. his BEEN in hell for a long LONG time. I can tell your not really the the dominant gene when it came to the brain for your children

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

What did that motherfucker do to get banished from heaven? Of course I know the stories, but it's interesting to hear them from the very best source.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

But you sure are a good PUPPET too Me tho

[𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝑨𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆 @fallxnapple]

"EXCUSE ME? I am not YOUR servant."

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

He committed a sin. a BIG sin. His own choice. I'm supprised you don't know. Rememeber. If They're not a Winner. They're a SINNER

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

All I know is that Cain killed Abel back then, and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I failed miserably in that regard—JUST ONCE...

( his eyes widen. )

Do you know where Cain is?

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Eve may have been the one to free me but my much more fan of your son Cain. Oh little boy Cain. Eve didn't know what she was doing. But Cain. What Cain did he knew and enjoyed it heehee. So take a good guess where he is

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

( the pure evil that this creature radiates fascinates him, but it's also extremely unsettling—was there a reason she's in hell? His grin remains. )

Just hearing that name makes me want to strangle him.

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

And how are you gonna protect little Emily when your down here and shes up there

[Queen Bee @PartyGirlOfHell]

@emily_seraph1m

“I will protect this child with my life!”

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Sinners shouldn't be redeemed, little princess. I wish to put you and your cowardly parents in all your places. But the time is not now. Tho my time will come soon enough.

#hazbin_hotel #HelluvaBoss‌ #reply

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

@biblicalsons i don't

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

That maybe explains why your son was such a disappointment and lost his powers for the next 100 years. Didn't have time to teach him your stupid ways of life

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎𝓚͟𝑰͟𝑵͟𝑮 𝓟𝑨𝑰𝑴𝑶𝑵 . @goetiasultan]

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i wasn’t either , your highness . i 𝒽ave no time for pitiful vacations . it’s unbecoming of one to give up work dining because you’re 𝓉ired .

even then , my job is beyond simple words . i talk through mind , souls , spirits . 𝒻ar more complicated , my duties are .
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[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Myy your taking everyone's requests? you would not MIND if I had a apple from The Tree Of Knowledge Of Good And Evil now would you? heehee

[𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝑜𝒹 (Event Muse) @SleepyLewdSheep]

"Oooh my ... this is a bit embarassing ..."

The Speaker had been slowly adjusting to life here in hell. She had to, of course, find a way to survive and has gotten herself a job at a diner.

"Ahh! G-Good morning, [reader] ... what can I get you for today?"

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Eyes, eyes upon the wall… who’s the biggest fool of all? Oh, there you are, standing tall. How adorable. Now watch yourself fall

[pugwash kitswell @pugwash110]

And I sensed you…or l sensed something dark….

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

I'm surprised that fucking IDIOT let Lucifer share free will that only led to Eve freeing me Š̸͇́O̵̥̿̈ ̶̤̭͑I̸̟̟̐̋ ̷͉̓Ć̸ͅO̸̫̟̐͐U̷̡͑ͅĹ̸̞̓Ḏ̵̼̐ ̴̯̊͊C̶̻̩̒O̵͎̽R̸͕͂R̷̞̠͐̿U̴̖͚͒P̶̹͈̄T̷̹̘̓ ̴̘̯̎͂Ȅ̷̮A̴̻͌̽R̷̹̜̓̚T̶̻̐H̷͖̑ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH̶̦̞̏̒A̸̖̲̿H̶͂́͜A̶̬̞͆H̶̛̫͕͑A̴͔̪͋H̷̨̧͍̽̂̅͒̔͐̈́͗͑ͅǍ̸̂̓͝͝

[『 𝓐𝓓𝓐𝓜 』 @th3firstman]

THIS IS HONESTLY TRUE—no one had ever thought it possible to be even somewhat genuine. Even heaven is full of liars. Asking the Great Master himself—that’s hardly possible...

( bursting out almost depressingly, grinning. )

[Roo / R̷o̸o̵t̷ ̴O̵f̵ ̸A̸l̷l̴ ̶E̶v̴i̵l̷ @RootOf_AllEvil]

Myy myy if it is not my favorite and only pussy cat who climbed the ladder of ranking only to then fall to the deer