Roope Vähä-Aho

Engineer by day, shitposter by night

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@SteveNomadic And the job is way better so it’s okay. Just gotta keep at it and get the years and the pay. The idea of starting over from the bottom again in the same job I had for 17 years would be the definition of hell. Couldn’t do it and I’m only 36 😅

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@SteveNomadic Spent 17 years as an operator and shift foreman on chemical industry. Lost my job in ‘24 but was already studying for a degree and started from the bottom two months later as an automation engineer. Quite the adjustment to the pay and all but it was coming anyway

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@ananaslapsi Bad at interacting, pro at lurking. Made the cut 😮‍💨🤝

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You couldn’t make Castaway today. All the packages would be $3 dresses from SHEIN. Just Tom Hanks trying on women’s clothes for 2 hours.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Great to hear @elonmusk and the audience so excited for Iain Banks vision of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@DenisGritsienko @KevOnStage Yes

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@ananaslapsi Hampaiden pureskelu paskaksi öisin gang 🤝

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

The Erika Kirk World Grief Tour gets underway.

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@GunthersChop @TheBuuing I agree! People fawned over the Okada Vs. Omega matches during that reign and the seven thousand stars they got but that Shibata match was fucking magic.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Scientists have developed a new ultra-black fabric, so now goths have a new blacker colour of black to add to their wardrobes.
https://t.co/VA9yDe5JzJ

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@ananaslapsi Nyt on todella väkivaltainen setti 😅

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@ananaslapsi

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

And people say Plutonium 238 has no commercial uses

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@Erdayastronaut This is in Finland by the way.

[Roope Vähä-Aho @Ropzuman]

@Erdayastronaut The speed thing is driving me insane. The 60 in 35 is especially bad, happens every day for the past four years I’ve had the car. Another thing is the nonsensical slowing. There’s three intersections in my daily route and the car slows down on all even if there’s no one around

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

some people have never dug through the ditches and burned through the witches and slammed in the back of a dragula... and it shows