Republican candidate: “Common sense is simple... Criminals are bad”
(He is speaking to a convention that is nominating a convicted felon for president)
You went running in a storm and a tree fell on you. You sued the state, home owner and tree trimming company and were rewarded millions of dollars. When you became governor, you passed a law making it illegal for Texans to sue the same way you struck it rich. You’re an evil man.