RortyWitt

Dad, CPA, Contrarian

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The ultimate life hack: marry someone kind.

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@levelsio how’s the LDL these days

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@DrewVento You’re looking for a hedge fund, not a cpa

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@m_ashcroft on brand

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@NocturnalNelly what about fertility

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@OshanJarow You played at Arlington right? Ever cross paths with Tyler Adams?

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@Abomination81 @SchizoLLC Naw, schizo is correct. Work in a firm that specializes it.

What everyone does is makes their spouse a real estate professional.

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@allTheYud No response to 12 mg of retatrutide is wild

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@thesamparr @sourcesandmuses Revealed preference, moved away

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@NoahRyanCo It gives the same appetite as Triz but with more energy and better poops.

Likely a horrible risk / benefit so will likely go back to Triz.

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@tristangraves13 @fitcapbiohacker Wake up at 4:00 am wired

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@jakozloski Banger

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@QiaochuYuan Honestly you should try Reta.

Ask GLP-1 users what changed and they all say the same word: silence.

The “food noise” stops. Then, for many, the drinking noise. The shopping noise. The scrolling noise.

Turns out the enlightenment drug is a diabetes medication.

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@Austen @sweatystartup Don’t feed the trolls

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@noampomsky Been with my wife over 10 years and have never been more attracted to her.

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@Aella_Girl Maybe tall people have kids in mid 30s.

So hard to tease out causation.

Interesting

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@NotGoKGreen What caused it

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@danshipper Lots of my email job work has shifted from Claude code to Claude word/excel plugins

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@antoniogm Cash App

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@gregisenberg World’s oldest profession.

Lindy.

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@alexolegimas Ultimate relational sector will remain real estate.

There’s only one 1 best school district.