Rory Cornelius

I'm something of a mystery man -- mixing within the turbulent recipe of my vast psyche the elements of superlative credulity and penultimate sophistication!

[Rory Cornelius @RoryCorn]

@BrandonStraka @LaraLeaTrump @DiamondandSilk @JudgeJeanine @ShemekaMichelle FUN! Sounds like it's going to be a regular ol' pussy-grabbin' hootenanny!!! Me and the missus will try to make it, if she doesn't have blood coming out of her wherever that week.

[Rory Cornelius @RoryCorn]

@MarcusDelectus Relax. Just like almost everything else right-wingers believe and are up in arms about, it's just a lot of made up bullshit. They didn't donate $1 billion to BLM.

[Rory Cornelius @RoryCorn]

@PunishDem1776 Wait... wasn't a pretty big part of the whole #MAGA movement that they didn't like the way America is and wanted Trump to make it great again, like it used to be?

Why didn't they just GTFO?

[Rory Cornelius @RoryCorn]

@xSaltOfSaintsx @pwf2150 Remember when the incessant right-wing drumbeat was that Obama was going to institute Sharia law in America, and it turned out that all the kooks constantly yelling that were just stupid as hell?

Spoiler alert: You're STILL stupid as hell.

[Rory Cornelius @RoryCorn]

@bsturmny @bsturmny = 1) Broadcast criticism of other people's views on the internet. 2) Block them when they politely ask you to explain your criticism.

What wonderful character qualities you must possess. [/sarcasm]