Rory Danger

The greatest band in the known world. Explorers, risk takers, seekers of authentic manhood. Heed the call. The call of the wild. And yes, she's got a knife.

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@spiderstacy Deepest condolences to all of the Pogues and their krewe. A legend has passed.

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Tune in. Danger takeover of Mega Music Monday. 7-10pm. 3 hours of audio adventure. Strap in and stand tall my friends. WHIV 102.3fm https://t.co/WYuejX1fsq

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For consideration: Spike Danger was a thrice decorated polar explorer, founder of the Dangerian Academy for General Excellence and a real mensch. His contributions to our forthcoming musical recording “Age of Invention” have been deemed more than acceptable by Dangerian Council

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Meet D’Ranger Danger, drummist and master falconer. His contribution to our upcoming musical release has been deemed more than adequate.

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After conquering the N.O. Jazzfest and reaffirming our greatness we are headed back to the hills of Mongolia for equestrian training and falconry. #yourewelcome

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Ida has taken her plunder. New Orleans has decided to respond with a rigid middle finger and the gentle hum of generators. This is the time for fortitude.

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@NickMainieri Drex has earned it, says I. #goldenyears

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@scottderrickson Damn. It’s officially been sullied

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The most up to date map of the globe. We are marking future tour destinations on it currently for the year 2036. Look out, Europa.

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Spike Danger transitioned into the cosmic realm one year ago today. Feast your ears and eyes on his greatness that he may always be remembered. https://t.co/BJJ8uQ8f3b

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Here is a piece from our dearly departed brother Spike. Enjoy. Remember. With love..... https://t.co/LeBVJXNWwJ

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Today the flags fly half-mast in Dangeria. Our beloved brother Spike has passed on from this earthly plane. No words could express our sorrow or our gratitude for all he has given the world. Rest well, dear comrade. We love you.

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Here are some state-authorized photographs from a recent rally/brainwashing put on by the Dangeria elite in honor of the Holiday™️ season. https://t.co/xENCEe8VTh

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Furthermore, be on the lookout for a new addition to the Danger canon of most-revered-state-authorized-musics. Our top men and women and others are hard at work capturing the timeless magic on wax cylinders.

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As we bid adieu to the year of our Fearless Leader 2018, we look ahead to the greatness and glory that await in the coming days. From the boiling lake to the fields of poison grain....

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@davepbass @PeterKapow @johnnyunicorn I don’t think many people know how much they’ll love Saxophone City.

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@isbradwalker ummmm....??? Holler