Rory

Writer of kissing stories, wife, wrangler of so many children, wrapped up in reading, weakness for coffee and Pepsi Zero!

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

The boy and I went out last night for the first time in a looooooong time. Turns out we *do* still remember how to have fun! https://t.co/EUunTVAhr2

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

My parents are coming to watch the kids this afternoon so I can go take some pictures for a friend and I’m panic cleaning. Some things never change.

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

My almost 2yo insists on wearing her winter hat whenever we go anywhere. Sweat was dripping down her face tonight on our walk and she still refused to take off the hat!

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Starting my morning right ❤️

I try to start every morning with #morningpages I sit on my little bench on my front porch as the baby naps. I can tell such a difference when I don’t start… https://t.co/k1YAToCK7w

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Daily dose of cute baby napping in a sling 😍

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

7yo *walks into living room with a broom*: Excuse me, ive been really rude today so I’m going to clean!

Me laughing: Ok! You’re forgiven!

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Why are tiny baby stretches the cutest thing?

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

KAEPERNICK SHOULDN'T KNEEL! DON'T BRING POLITICS INTO SPORTS! IT'S DIVISIVE!

WHAT?!?! OF COURSE, I'M BRINGING MY CONFEDERATE FLAG TO NASCAR EVENTS! HOW DARE YOU STOP ME? FREE SPEECH!

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Just kidding. As soon as I pulled out my computer the tiniest tiny woke up ready to nurse. I’ve been increasingly thankful that Word syncs from my computer to my phone. I get a few more sentences squeezed in that way.

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

The two tinies are both napping AT THE SAME TIME and the two bigs are playing nicely outside. What is happening? Is it Christmas?

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

I guess its time to add some words to the scene I've been working on for three days. Three. Days. That's how long it has taken me to write one scene. There's a lot of kids here. #amwriting

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

If eating #WeightWatchers chicken gyros every day is wrong I don’t want to be right!

[Nicole Gonzales 🌎🌮 @NicoleG80053746]

@joncoopertweets I'd boo Trump in a train.

I would boo Trump on a plane.

I'd boo him on a bike.
I'd boo him on a hike.

I'd boo him with a mouse or on top of a house.

I'd boo him from a ship while doing a flip.

I'd boo out a door until hes president no more.

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Yesterday it took me 10 hours to write 2k words. Today I snuck away from my kids (for the first time in weeeeeeks) and wrote 2k in an hour and a half. #NaNoWriMo2019

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

When I'm doing WW I eat way yummier food than normal. It always makes me wonder why I ever stop. This is what's for dinner tonight, but lightened up + two ingredient dough instead of biscuits: https://t.co/9sitPk6AxN

#weightwatchers #itrackbites

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Teaching my 5yo to vacuum the living room this morning for his chore. He’s very serious about the whole thing. He wants a head start on school so he can get started on slime making.

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

Monday! Lets do this! #amwriting #Kinda

[Rory @RoryEmbers]

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