Rory J Fox

Dreamer. Pancake lover. Startup stuff. Voiceover guy.

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@rainnwilson No no. Its time to double down and say that the 200k number is also a hoax. At least that's what someone's grandma on facebook said. And she knows way more than any science person.

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@bader_diedrich So you are saying you are naked stating at your Uber?

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@theMagdalenRose Oregon people taste weird. #reasonnumbersix

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@Delta Ill give a huge thanks to the rep helping me. They were able to get me a flight at an even exchange. It honestly one huge weight off of my back and I cant say thanks enough to her and to @delta for understanding my predicament.

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Im certain the $160 change fee @Delta airlines is charging is just icing on the cake to what the unexpected ER trip bill is going to be. Either I pay up or don't see my family for the holiday.

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I was beyond ecstatic someone made a CHICKEN NUGGET SIMULATOR... and then I realized it was just a "meat substitute" and I went into a nuggetless induced rage. https://t.co/BMTkJas9F7 If your into meatless products I guess here is the link.

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When you walk into a spiderweb one of two things happens:

1. The spider comes back and is pissed his home is destroyed.

2. You find the spider on your neck 10 mins later.

Tonight was number 2.

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Oh Bobby!

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We heard a rumour about it a couple years ago but Disney confirmed it today: Bob's Burgers movie July 2020!

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If you ever think you can't do something, just remember they make "Sweet Corn" Kit Kats.

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@WilliamShatner No worries. Have a spectacular show!

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@WilliamShatner If by chance you had an extra 10 minutes while in Eugene, OR this month, @EugTech does a live stream for the local tech community and we would love have you on. It's a long shot, but my mother always said the worst you can say is "no".

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Hanging out at Pipeworks studios for globalgamejam Eugene! #ggj19 https://t.co/haL8KWI7IT

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@AppleSupport my only options for replacing a 4 day old MacBook Pro are wait two weeks or drive 4.5 hours to Apple store? Day of lost work already. Come on.

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@RobertPicardo And we loved you. Strike that. Love you.

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@felixsalmon But a 1 gallon glass jug is ok.

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@TVSpyNews @TheRealMrHarms Channel 7 news was first on the scene.

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COME ON PAST RORY, ITS YOU'RE.

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Hi. Your awesome.

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@felixsalmon Like where did they get that tissue box on the table?

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@TheRealMrHarms I take my plate with me.

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@shwood There’s your problem. You didn’t smash the subscribe.