Rory Muckian

King of the travellers

[Rory Muckian @RoryJane1080]

@JCartwrightN0T

[Rory Muckian @RoryJane1080]

Well, while I still maybe considerably slower than the rest of you, I finally passed 1st year

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It's fucking June

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

'Darkness to Light' to promote suicide prevention and awareness. Hope to see you there. #AwarenessIsKEY #WeAreAllONE

[Rory Muckian @RoryJane1080]

@KearneyRob Oh good one Rob!

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@farrellano93 I'd rather have my wang out in the comfort of my own sitting room but I'll be back this evening

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@farrellano93 pants off and weapon in hand throughout entire super sports Sunday tomorrow #LFCvsCFC #MUNvsTOU

[Rory Muckian @RoryJane1080]

Tobey Maguire would spin in his metaphoric grave if he saw how shite the new Spider-Man films are.

[Rory Muckian @RoryJane1080]

@SULLYJ94 selling the court a big bag of Dutch spoof

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

Peaches Geldof, the daughter of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates has died aged 25 http://t.co/NrmQQpGw0Z (Pic: PA)

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@RoryJane1080 #D'altonParkRelocated

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A scenic, cushty day out in the sun

[what @ComedyOnIy]

I don't need April fools day, my life is already a joke.

[what @ComedyOnIy]

retweet if these pancakes are sexier than you

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No love for dem hoes who use Instagram as a cheeky escape route for their no make-up selfie #Imontoyou

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@Joey7Barton you obviously have no idea what happened yesterday

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Paranoia is an awful cunt. Especially when you're sitting on your own for lunch and haven't showered for two days

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That game would drive anyone to an aul bag of Rhino tranquilizer

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The Italian away strip is orgasmic