Rory Lancaster

Surfer, cricketer, and footballer #COYS

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Andrea Pirlo: "I'm not saying I'm batman but answer me this, have you ever seen me & batman in the same room?"

[Football Quotes @FootballQuote_]

Cantona going for the ball... http://t.co/5nXK4vUqMS

[Volcom Stone @Volcom]

#KellySlater's unbelievable 540 rotation. #TrueToThis #Volcom https://t.co/QdutN9uaFw

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

A Spurs fan reporting fraud...

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

England might want to change their slogan for their women's soccer team

[Rory Lancaster @RoryLancaster]

Pirlo = life https://t.co/dRGYTGvkwP

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

No Pirlo, no party.

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

De Rossi giving Lazio fans the middle finger whilst celebrating Roma's win against them in the derby.

[bet365 @bet365]

He won the Champions League, Super Cup & Copa del Rey, but Carlo Ancelotti has been sacked as Real Madrid manager.

[Rory Lancaster @RoryLancaster]

@willpreston_ https://t.co/0NV1My0xQ8

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

James Corden welcomes Wojciech Szczęsny to A League Of Their Own.
http://t.co/wIgEEh85pd

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

What actually happened last night… https://t.co/yscKIkbiXE

[Yorkshire CCC @YorkshireCCC]

WATCH: When sport hurts. @timbresnan in the wars as @J_Moxon24 takes out Brez with kung fu style kick #SpikeGate https://t.co/vtAjQms2yw

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Not surprised Ronaldo's not ready, he spends half time masturbating to his own reflection.

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Miliband's Tottenham Hotspur pledges courtesy of @billie_t #thfc

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

3-0 Labour. http://t.co/WVDPorxUiI

[Football HQ @FootballHQ]

Labour at UKIP away

[Rory Lancaster @RoryLancaster]

@Harry_JE 'you're so gorgeous aren't you' stop lying eamon!

[Rory Lancaster @RoryLancaster]

@Harry_JE yeah babe

[Rory Lancaster @RoryLancaster]

@JamesMagson6 yeah would be cute

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Fuck sake. Who made this? https://t.co/wpqsZHtONc