RoryRyan

Life is too short for tenure. So I stopped professing and started living, practicing law, and writing. Sports, heuristics, family, unordered lists.

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[lincolnryan2029 @lincolnryanbb]

Had 2 HR’s and a triple for 7RBI’s vs Frost @PSTxHSBaseball

[LOCSFalconBaseballFans @LOCSFalcons]

BOMB ALERT! @lincolnryanbb & @ColtonOmo6 went yard tonight at Falcon Park!

Ryan was 3 for 4 with TWO BOMBS & a Triple for SEVEN RBIs!

Omo was 1 for 2 with a Solo Homer & 2 walks. Omo also pitched 3 innings striking out EIGHT & allowing no hits or walks.
@PSTxHSBaseball

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@baseballbatbros @Academy @DICKS @baseballyouth @PGYouthBB @USSSA @FiveToolTexas

[lincolnryan2029 @lincolnryanbb]

This switch-hitting thing is fun (sometimes). Triple from right side then double from left. Plenty of struggles so have to celebrate the highlights. #15uWacoStorm

[lincolnryan2029 @lincolnryanbb]

Excited to play for team Texas in the PG All-State Games. @Texas_PG

[lincolnryan2029 @lincolnryanbb]

Swing-path Friday night. Good bookmark for both swings near the end of switch-hitting year one.

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@lincolnryanbb

[Perfect Game Texas @Texas_PG]

McClain Maupin ('29)
Lincoln Ryan ('29)
Rivers Zimmerman ('29)
Liam Montgomery ('29)

solid performances landed each of them on the 2025 PG South Central 14U All- State Games Top Prospect List. Check out their great performances below. 🔥🔥

See the full Top Prospect List here.
https://t.co/BkTXDyeD8d

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

Texas Rangers honor Midway 12U Little League as team embarks on historic run https://t.co/K8uGKtUFL4

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

By 1:00pm during Texas summers, sane people head indoors. Seems like the time I would OPEN a public library on the weekend, not close it. #crazyaboutreading?

[PG Prospect Gateway @PG_Gateway]

Lincoln Ryan (29 TX) drills this for a deep fly triple. Big LH strength for age & gets into it easy. #SunshineTX @Texas_PG

[Perfect Game Texas @Texas_PG]

Lincoln Ryan (29 TX) #SunshineTX @PG_Gateway

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

Seinfeldian moment of 2024:

Attendant at table inside gymnasium: "Admission $6. No cash, scan that code."

Me: "Probably user error, but it's not working."

Attendant: "Yeah, people can't usually get reception in here."

***
And scene

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@peanutg53954578 @itsmarkmoran Probably another group of Senators wanting me to ghostwrite rap lyrics about recess appointments.

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@peanutg53954578 @itsmarkmoran “I wonder who’ll pick this up first, CSPAN or MTV,” said a person doing _______ .

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@itsmarkmoran @peanutg53954578 Probably. I rarely decline such invites.

[Tyler Talbert @TylerTalbert]

I'm giving a Supreme Court Update this evening. And because (I've heard from others) the topics can feel distant and highfalutin, I'm opening with some entertaining exchanges during OA. This one may be my favorite.

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@TucWrex While the buffery may have been actionable, the buffering made sure nobody saw it.

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@TylerTalbert And this: https://t.co/gecan8rIDB

[RoryRyan @RoryRyan]

@ThinkingAtheist That an omniscient and all-powerful creator cannot, by definition, ever be disappointed.