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[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

Everyone loves sleeping with weighted blankets. But I sleep with the weight of knowing I’ll never be good enough for my dad.

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@stoolpresidente Ur from MASSSACHUSETTS

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

It is December.

Welcome to Level 12 of 2020.

Good luck.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'm yellow Wendy's years old

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@ProblemsMa Let’s not celebrate genocide

[haley @haleyvaun]

tis the season of snot rockets

[Vexxy D. Flexxy @FuckYaDeadGuys]

I want a son now.

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

Mood

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@nchampagne54 Toxic

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

Y’all this video needs to be on the big screen. The voice over could win a fucking academy award.

[⛷️ @LBgotSOLE]

This video lives in my head rent free

[Jussjalen @jussjalenn]

Only in NY you’ll see a drive by woo walk off

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@courtttt__c @charettemallory Hit ya boi up

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@courtttt__c @charettemallory Yeah wassup puta

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@nchampagne54 Imma head out

[roryjerksoff @RoryTurschman]

@nchampagne54 Dawg

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@bruins_stats Trying to resign krug