Rory Butternuts

I'm the real Butternuts

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Rum. What have you done?

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@BBC Why isn't #Masterchef online yet? We've been waiting almost an hour! - disgruntled in Poplar

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Only 11% of the global population feel engaged by their jobs, according to a survey I just read. #whatsthepoint

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My Lord. Laughably bad Scottish accent in new Dewar's ad on US TV http://t.co/XwPnZB0F

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EXCLUSIVE: A-B InBev to cancel Lance Armstrong sponsorship http://t.co/UqgeTr1k via @just_drinks

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EXCLUSIVE A-B InBev to cancel Lance Armstrong sponsorship http://t.co/k1xdkyAO via @just_drinks

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Fatwa for Coke and Pepsi! (Please note, this story is not as exciting as I've just made it sound). http://t.co/65yo03xI

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About three people cheered when Stewart Lee namechecked @Herring1967 at his gig in Worcester last night. I reckon even par.

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A drink that is only just SFW. Owned by Nuga Beverages and manufactured by Toorank in the Netherlands. Fukoff Vodka! http://t.co/V8xTjSPk

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Rebellion Rum in a pouch at Toorank Distillery. Pouches are what all the supermarkets want these days, apparently.

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Thanks to #Toorank Distilleries for an excellent Annual party. Great #Sloanes gin and great herring.

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Fancy a Big Black Dick? A private label brand at the Toorank Distilleries in Arnhem. They also produce Fukoff Vodka.

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Who knew? Vimto is a big hit at Ramadan. http://t.co/ympKaiTY

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Back to the future at Huddersfield train station. Wow, doc, this is heavy.

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New Strongbow ad just up. Fair crack, though Fat-Bloke-Who-Just-Can't-Stop-Eating! trope smells a bit musty http://t.co/x1QCj4oU

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#Coca-Cola deal with #Spotify. http://t.co/wAqJVx66 Spotify only available in 13 countries. What's the point?

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Singapore a test centre for bizzaro vending machines -- and Butternut gags http://t.co/i2W1mUjA

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Check out my plops

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@bence3000 This is the real Rory Butternuts

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It's amazing the looks you get wearing a kilt in Camden. Considering the ghouls you can see hanging out there.