Rory

I came here to chew bubblegum and feel self-conscious...and I'm all out of bubblegum (He/Him)

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

Matin McDonagh, Colin Farrell, and Brendan Gleason have a new movie coming out????

[Matt Neglia @NYFF @NextBestPicture]

It’s time for Colin Farrell & Brendan Gleason to finally get their Oscar nominations

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

@wes_andre97 Me looking this hack up and writing down every negative review for a film they’ve ever written

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

cancel culture is not actually a thing that exists for anyone above a certain tax threshold

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Louis C.K.’s ‘Sincerely Louis CK’ wins Best Comedy Album at the #GRAMMYs. https://t.co/kdCcTs4tv7

(📸: Getty Images)

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

@BrusstFund 🎶When you’re coming home son I don’t know when. But we’ll invade Ukraine then. I know we’ll have a good time then🎶

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

New symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder

[AnnaLynne McCord @IAMannalynnemcc]

Dear Mister President Vladimir Putin…

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

The “Montage Song” in Swiss Army Man is my favorite 90 seconds in cinema history. Will not be taking questions at this time

[Virginia Giuffre @VRSVirginia]

My soul yearned for justice for years and today the jury gave me just that. I will remember this day always.

Having lived with the horrors of Maxwell’s abuse, my heart goes out to the many other girls and young women who suffered at her hands and whose lives she destroyed. 
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[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

I don’t know if i’ll ever stop being angry about this answer knowing what happens literally a week later

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

@doesntread No idea

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

Genuine question: is the there any way you can watch/read Lord of the Rings and not come away thinking that Samwise was the true protagonist of the story, not Frodo?

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

I like to do this thing where I wait 2 months to get a haircut specifically so I can get made fun of by my barber

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

in all likelihood, Julius Jones will be murdered by the State of Oklahoma tomorrow within hours of Kyle Rittenhouse getting acquitted of crimes he’s on camera committing and we’re all just gonna keep on pretending justice exists in this country. Eat at Arby’s

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

Very normal!

[Storm Team 4 NY @StormTeam4NY]

JUST IN: An EF1 tornado was just confirmed in Suffolk County, from Shirley to Manorville. This is the 3rd confirmed tornado in Long Island from Saturday. #NYwx

[David Doel @daviddoel]

2020: Vote for Biden over Bernie. He won't be called a socialist and Republicans will work with him to pass his agenda.

2021:

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Do I believe in an "entitlement society"? Yeah, I do.

I believe that all Americans are entitled to a quality education, to affordable housing, to a decent standard of living.

I do not believe that 2 people are entitled to block what the majority of the American people want.

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

What’s up Twitter? First time, long time, big fan of the show. If you’re a comedian and you say out loud that “cancel culture” is killing comedy you’re accidentally admitting you were never funny. Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen

[the deng joker @romesucked]

We are living in inflationary times

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

On this day, 500 years ago. Francis J. Father invented the first Dad

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

Thinking of becoming one of those accounts that makes 100 tweet threads advocating for insane things like “normalize not saying hello to your coworkers” or “here’s why it’s actually harmful to give your dog belly rubs”

[Rory @Rory__Spillane]

I am only sociable towards Mets fans and dog owners