MEGalodon

Be the transition metal instead of the carbon atom. ⚗

[CNN @CNN]

A teenager survived a shark attack. She says people should respect the safety of sharks https://t.co/AZdLL6yW3G

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@PaigeBrianna24 Good Girls. Frank and Gracie.

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If my parents saw how I eat these days they would make me come home.

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@emilysoriginal My moms voicemail - “hi you’ve reached the Rosario’s do not leave a message because we will not get back to you.”

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Gansett is weird. It’s like let’s have all these tourists but still close all the gas stations at 9 pm.

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John would be more mad if I bought a...

[Kaelyn Pourron @kaelynpourron]

This is wilddd Rt if u have one ... I gotta know if this is real

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Are you telling me there’s places that are always warm...and we can live there...but I choose to live here. Where it’s 60 degrees in May?

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Wait. Why aren’t decorative throw pillows like $5...

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Does everyone love food as much as I do?

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I need to stop eating croutons like popcorn...

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Y’all. Today I bought two dresses that look amazing on me - size 10 and size 4. A reminder that size doesn’t matter. Stay beautiful! 😊

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Someone was slugging seltzer in the gym...only in New England.

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I for real have the best friends ever.

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I’m being extra with my paddle board accessories matching...

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I get to see my parents in a week and I’ve never been so happy.

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Grad school is texting someone at 7 am saying you’ll ask around to get some livers...

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#VaccinateYourKids a thread. The end.

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Because if it doesn’t stop then we’re all fucked. And parents of those unvaccinated humans are the https://t.co/fe23UPc5Gd.blame.

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That was harsh but seriously vaccines are a privilege and this “fad” of not vaccinating your kids needs to go.