Roscoe & Muldoon

Two doggie detectives making the world safe for tween readers everywhere. Order our book today at Amazon, BookBaby, or wherever great books are sold.

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Do your tween animal lovers enjoy reading mysteries with large doses of pals and puns on the side? Check out our interview with Jane @tweetables_com to get the inside scoop on our #book for #middlegrade readers! It's available @Amazon and @bookbabyshop

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I've a new author interview gone live today 🥳📚
In a real coup, not only do I chat to the fabulous Don Mayhew @RoscoeMuldoon but his dog protagonists have their say too!
No, I've not gone barking mad 🤣- check it out for yourself at https://t.co/2d7tuOsMiE
#writingcommunity

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@DocAtCDI That job has great, uh, peel!

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@DocAtCDI We're always a-freight this will happen.

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@DocAtCDI No bones about it, we think you've disc-overed a new means of slouching toward Gomorrah. Hope you bounce ... back ... from the operation.

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@DocAtCDI Wooden it be better if he quickly (chop, chop) decided to leaf the talking tree alone so it could branch out into comedy?

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@DocAtCDI And the beat goes on ....

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@DocAtCDI Very bunny.

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@DocAtCDI CONservative belief: Life begins at conception and ends at birth.

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@DocAtCDI Did she use her credit card at the hair salon? Because we're afraid she might dye a loan.

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@DocAtCDI That just leaves us steamed!

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@DocAtCDI Noted! Just be sure they don't fall off a clef ...

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@DocAtCDI So ... you're winging it? (Just nod in ascent if we're right.)

[Roscoe & Muldoon @RoscoeMuldoon]

@DocAtCDI Sounds as if you were being a little knit picky!

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@DocAtCDI The long and the shorts of it ... .

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@DocAtCDI What in the world are they thinking? (If that joke doesn't go global, perhaps you'll need another strategy. Yes, planet better.)

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@DocAtCDI That's a new wrinkle for their ad campaign!

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@DocAtCDI You also get an animal that can sniff out any activity that smells a little fishy.

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@DocAtCDI Sounds like a wheel bummer. Hope you didn't brake anything!

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@DocAtCDI If anyone disagrees with you, we hope you'll stick to your guns.

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@DocAtCDI There seems to be a lot of fiction in your marriage!

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@DocAtCDI Bandit? 😆 Stop the steal! Haha.