@jimmyfallon I would tell my dad that I'm thirsty and he would regularly reply with, "Well I'm Friday, let's get together on a Saturday and have a Sunday (sundae)." #dadquotes
@NFLFantasy Team Sacks in the City needs your help. I'm nervous about Jordan Love! Should I start him or start Baker Mayfield? I could get wild and pick up Joe Flacco. ???
@nhl complete unfair refereeing in Kings Vs Oilers tonight. Englund's hit on Kane was no different than Hyman's hit on Denault in the other game, but the Kings get penalized and the Oilers don't!?!
@NHLRussell How was Englund's hit any different than Hyman's hit on Danault in the other game!?! Denault got rocked and left the ice. Hit w/ Hyman's shoulder. No penalty called. Englund used his shoulder very similar to Hyman. Penalty called!?! This is completely unfair refereeing.
@jimmyfallon Psychiatric patient baby steps his way to his therapist's family vacation home. Convinces the family to like him while causing the therapist to go insane and get committed to a psychiatric hospital. #MakeAMovieSoundScary#whataboutbob