Matt Rose

I peaked in preschool

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

I'm done flying Spirit

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

StateFarm asking me if I want to add life insurance like they have a sniper looking at me through the window in case I say no

[Barstool MACtion @MACBarstool]

seems right #MACtion

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Who, at their PEAK, was/is more famous

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Easter Sunday is the Catholic Kentucky Derby

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Happy 12th anniversary to me unknowingly breaking up with my middle school girlfriend on April fools day and having to explain to her that it's not a joke and basically break up with her a second time in 10 minutes

[Saints Athletics @SLUsaints]

Meredith Rose has a team-high six RBI during @SLUSoftballTeam's Florida trip. #herewegoSAINTS https://t.co/8DdiGy2aWz

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Nothing hurts a man's pride more than losing rock paper scissors

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

this (kinda) aged well

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Kyrie is the Kanye of the NBA

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

The best hangover cure is the guitar solo from Free Bird

[Incognito_Blazer @IncognitoBlazer]

RIP Cartoon Network
Have a video I found in discord

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Here for you @emrata in case you need a young, single, perfectly normal, single, animal loving, somewhat fit, family oriented guy to talk to (I'm single btw)

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Thank god the nice old man who took our family photo got my good side

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

An NBA player cheating on their girlfriend is like a local car crash, happens all the time you just don't hear about the smaller ones

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

When a home run or foul ball is coming toward any dad with a baby in his arms he instantly becomes a 5x gold glover

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

What do you mean I put chapstick on the wrong way

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Kyrie is the Kanye of the NBA

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

FaceTime voicemails should be a thing

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

Height matters only because I can say I'm taller than Jesus (probably)

[Matt Rose @RoseMatt34]

My mom asked me today what Squid Game was, first time I've felt young in months and it was awesome