A cool thing about baseball is how local broadcast teams get progressively more unhinged over the course of the season.
GAME 1: “This team will go as far as its rotation takes it.”
GAME 108: “Yeah, chupacabras are real. I hit one with my Buick back in ‘87.”
Not the roided out superhero physique. Not the Instagram fitness influencer with 6% body fat. Just slightly toned, flat stomach, no abs popping out, not too muscular not too lean. A body that looks like a person who moves and eats well and does not spend his entire personality in the gym.
Men, this is the body you should aim.