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Live simply so others can simply live ✨

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

When you're waiting alone in the car, everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist.

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Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Looking great in mirrors, terrible in pictures.

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2 words I hate? School and Monday.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Just remember that when nobody else was there for u, I was, and when nobody else gave a damn, I did.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

That awkward moment when your parents try to be funny in front of your friends.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

I can always make room in my stomach for the dessert no matter how full I am.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

I speak three fluent languages; English, Sarcasm and Swearing.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

childhood memory- friends mom- "ur moms here" friend- "hide so u don't have to go home"

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

The awkward moment when you laugh at something you shouldn't have, so you do a little cough-laugh to cover it up...

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

When things aren't working out as you wish, be patient. Stop trying to move ahead of God. His timing is perfect. Trust Him.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Unless your name is GOOGLE quit acting like you know everything.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

everyone can kill 2 birds with one stone, just throw it twice

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Dear Fly. I just opened the window for you! Its right there! Sincerely, was gonna save you, but now i'm mad.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. - Mitch Hedberg

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

Men always lose out on a good woman, because they're so use to dealing with hoes and don't know how to treat a real lady.

[♥bonkers♡ @RoselineSe]

The best things in life are not free but priceless.