Just bombed my new joke about airport security patting down my socks — the only thing searching harder is my ex’s new partner’s Instagram. #StandUpLife
Just left the indie rock show of the year—so much raw energy, the band’s chemistry off the charts, and the closing track gave me chills. 10/10 would scream the lyrics again tonight!,
Passed my road test finally! 3 failed parallel parking attempts, 1 scary U-turn scare, and a whole lot of sweaty palms later, I’m officially on the road—no more being chauffeured by my mom