phainon pinching on mydeis cheek while hes eating because he has a habit of stuffing food into his cheeks and mydei never has been more scandalized
☀️: why do you look at me like that ? i touched your tits multiple times today and this is what embarrasses you? LOLLL
🍷: DUDE WTF
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
how come it’s always a mf that’s never seen bmi 25 in their life telling us
“you’ll be ugly if you starve!!”
“skinny isn’t the goal”
“be healthy”
“starving makes you disgusting”
“you’ll gain weight if you starve”
gym bros are genuinely the dumbest people on earth. you can trick them into paying $22 for $3 worth of chicken breast by calling it “grilled nuggets” and they’ll just go “bro the macros go crazy”. no shit it’s grilled chicken
It's funny that people think cats aren't intelligent enough to do tricks.
My cat walks into the bathroom, meows once, and my husband comes running to turn on the faucet for her. She trained him to do this.
This is the strangest part of this discourse. They seem convinced that westerners only pirate Japanese works. Americans pirate American stuff too lol, all the time
Omega prostitutes being presented in a glass cage, locked from all four sides with only holes in the glass so they can breath, and their scent gets to seep out for their customers. The omegas are tied by their ankles and wrists, ass up in the air as they present.