CalicoRose

Bartender. Warrior-poet. Exceptional fist bumper.

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@greatscottness @LiveFromTheMoon You're both wrong, it's 'Live From The Moon.'

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@murielpuddings stay gold, muriel! Don't let the man get you down!

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@NumberOnePRIME Oh honey. Honey. Any steak that costs that much better pick me up, pay for a mani-pedi, drive me to the restaurant, pull out my chair, pour my drink, cook it self and walk to the table on the plate already sliced.

With a side of Lyonnaise.

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@NumberOnePRIME So apparently we're going out for steaks?

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@HailTheQueenLT happy mother's day mom!

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@DEFReaper @THEJayHarvey I'll see your you and raise you a them.

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@CFarthington @fuckoffmurray @JFK_KENDRIX @THEJayHarvey @DEFReaper They can only be defeated with more cowbell.

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@fuckoffmurray @JFK_KENDRIX @THEJayHarvey @DEFReaper big murrr!!!

(don't fear the reaper)

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@TWCombat @TheEfedPodcast It's unlikely that he's unlucky.

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@CFarthington I can confirm, this would create a temporal vortex of bedazzled phone cases and Live, Laugh, Love wall decor that could destroy the entire universe.

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@fuckoffmurray @PerfectionMGMT @HollywoodBruvs Never trust them Mormons, Big Murrr.

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@RPDanRyan kool

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@RPDanRyan Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse.

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@HOFMikeBest @RPDanRyan @CFarthington Wouldn't that make them....

UN-STABLE?

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@HOFMikeBest @RPDanRyan Butts are always funny.

#touchingbutts2020

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@HOFMikeBest @RPDanRyan Perfection? More like Per-RECTUM!

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@CFarthington @RPDanRyan Mr. Farthington, I think Daniel was expressing his disappointment in how lackluster Perforation's response was to the greatest generation's greatest moment. You are still a pretty man.

[CalicoRose @RosetheCally]

@JackHarmen @CFarthington Maybe. You feelin lucky, Wacky Jacky?

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@fuckoffmurray @scootstoovins Now I want ribs.