Rosh Rated

IG: @roshrated_

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[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

‘Thinking my singleness is ever a man’s decision is where you fucked up’ is such a real ass statement because do men really think it’s entirely up to them ??

[♡ 𝐿𝒾𝓈 ♡ @opalhoneybee]

And that’s why you should always listen to your wife

[🥩 @a1yrru]

Even chris brown talks to himself in women’s dms and you think im somehow going to be phased by my dms getting leaked?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Hair date anyone?
You'll buy me a wig and i’ll pay for your haircut🥲🤲

[JB @jb2forty]

Send £50 to your friend who organises stuff today. I tried to take up his role today and quit within 25 minutes. They are truly undervalued members of society

[aloyinlẹpọn🫦 @boluissexy]

I want to suck on toes, get fed pussy like a good boy and tell her thank you mommy after😔

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I really dislike the concept of “we experience people differently” because what have I done for you to be horrible to me but kind to the next person?? 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[Sosauceyyy✨ @sosauceyyy]

Toes in his mouth while he’s inside me .

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

BREAKING: Someone put $120,000 on England to NOT win vs Congo today

$1,000,000 potential payout

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Iyanuoluwa🌸💕 @Harmoke0]

#need

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[bellå @ella_camo]

It’s jollof vs bangers and mash tomorrow are we ready guys

[Makula Pictures @makulapictures]

Dear wedding DJ.

Luther Vandross’ Dance with My Father is about longing for a deceased father. Playing it while the father is literally standing there dancing with the bride is a strange contextual mismatch.

[odunayo gold @Odunayogold2]

My friend told me this story about her guy that still has me cracking up.She said they’d been dating for a couple months when one lazy Sunday afternoon he pulled her to the edge of the bed, got on his knees and buried his face between her thighs like a man who's been craving her

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

took him then

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home