Rosie Rockets

I have the continuum transfunctioner & I make espresso for a living.

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Clean 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 steam 👏🏻 wand 👏🏻. Y'all nasty. #baristaproblems #baristathings #espresso

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@ConTheodora That happened to me like 4 times yesterday! It was around 100°F outside too

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@CoffeeGirl5150 I had a pinched nerve that affected my arm right before a 7 day stretch, that was fun.

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@SaraBeth_Jones Right??? They get so offended! Especially for opening because it would wipe out the register completely.

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@_bradstr_ I support that. At my shop we do Beanaccinos(basically espresso frappuccinos)& it kills me to pour perfect shots into a blender

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@_bradstr_ Pretty much. It's offensive to the integrity of the Americano. Quite sad really

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@_bradstr_ I guess it's a blended americano. People think it's a "health drink"...

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@LenaBoBena1991 had a customer tell me They waited 6 minutes for one small mocha at another shop & they were the only customer D:

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sure, ma'am, I'll take donuts as a tip. 😃#baristaproblems #oppositeofaproblem #baristalife #baristathings

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Guys, today isn't 420 😂😂😂 #420blazeit #morons

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"The Starbucks in Missoula messed up my drink last week so I shouldn't have to pay." This isn't Starbucks so no. #baristaproblems

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@MrSpudWinters Had an argument with a customer because they wanted a blended cappuccino, then they said "That doesn't have coffee, right?"

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@iamdaniela I haven't before but I'm certainly willing to look into it.

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@WonTaun it's still very open ended up i'm aiming for May-ish. A customer was talking about her love for Seattle & I decided to come back.(:

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@WonTaun Best be preparing your britches because I'm going to be there this summer. 😎

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This is what keeps me alive #BaristaLife http://t.co/3VRCj6NpiM

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Being a barista has taught me that I was such an ass hat of a customer before i started working at a coffeeshop. #baristaproblems

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@Prestonh2142 so all my phone said was "preston hite is following you" and my reaction was "that creeper"

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@DavidCahillC21 the senior barista at my coffee joint hates coffee. It happens but i still dont understand it

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In my spare time, I'll make some of my regular's drinks to try them. Some of them are amazing & some make me question their life choices.