DAMN,DARN,DANG

Vote for me in the upcoming election😀

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I can’t wait til Im old so I can tell young women they look like my late great wife Geraldine🥰💕

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A nearly fully healed scab hates seeing my fingernail coming😔

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@JasonHartnett11 Me ballin with my elite fire bow knowledge 😎

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If shawty aint a withered skeleton possessing bountiful knowledge from an olden age lying peacefully in a crypt surrounded by tomes until I happen upon her resting place and disturb her slumber then she ain’t the one.💯

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Why are most child actors still bad as adults like you fr had all that time to practice 🤦‍♂️

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@JasonHartnett11 The camel in question.

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What sort of weak ass camel is going to have it’s back broken over one extra straw😂🤣

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The sexual tension between you and the stranger sitting next to you on the bus when they have to stand up to let you get off😳🥵

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Hittin a blinker on the penjamin and hotboxin the iron lung Ive been castrated in for the past 19 years 🤑💸 #FreeTayK

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@enniss213

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How do motorcyclists do their driving test???
That fucker in the sidecar?!

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@enniss213 Actual non stop back to back banger tweets lil bro wouldn’t know nun bout that

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Colleen Ballinger when she saw the grooming allegations surfacing

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Me when my actions have consequences..

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If you have ever sat on someones shoulders at a concert I hope you fall into a vat of acid.

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My girlfriend is real she just works at a different Mcdonalds.

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Happy birthday to the gays !💜🎉

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I KNOW little red riding hood’s grandmother hated her little judgmental ass.👵💀