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HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k
Me: I bought a car
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Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
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Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money
Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
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HMRC: Stamp duty please
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🏟 381 matches
⚽ 164 goals
🎯 86 assists
🏆 Premier League: 4
🏆 FA Cup: 4
🏆 League Cup: 3
🏆 Champions League: 1
🏅 Golden Boot: 2
🏅 African Player of the Year: 2
BOYD IN BLUE | Darvel Football Club are delighted to announce the signing of 27 year old experienced forward Steven Boyd. Steven’s CV lists clubs such as Hamilton Accies, Albion Rovers, Livingston FC, East Fife, Inverness, Greenock Morton and most recently Michael Kennedy’s East Kilbride.
Steven will wear the number 12 shirt with his home and away shirt both available for sponsor.
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