Ross Daly

SYTYF Semi Finalist 2023. BBC New Comedy Awards Shortlist 2022. This essentially means close but no cigar

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

I’d like to wish you all well with your National serviced due my near blindness in my right eye and gammy wrist I’ll be in the rear with the gear 🖕🏻 for king and country and all that

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[LADbible @ladbible]

What does the UK do better than any other country?

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Lots of people mocking the auld Jesus Christ this weekend. Wonder when they’ll make jokes about allah and see they’ll get a whole different kind of reaction

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2 nuclear superpowers fighting a conventional war? Geez peace man you’ll be the contents of an ash tray before you get yer buzz cut

[Sky News @SkyNews]

General Sir Patrick Sanders suggests 'if we go to war with Russia, we could find that our youth may have to be conscripted'

@KayBurley speaks to @Tobias_Ellwood about the issue ⬇️

https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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@ChristianG_1997 @mcleodg1903 @Dominos_UK Another grieves special is it

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I have like 12 followers. And this f level comedian paid your wages when you played with rangers you fraudulent smelly ugly useless French accent imitating cunt.

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

My timeline is littered with D-level comedians?

They usually have between 1-45k followers trying to get a bite out of me.

I see you guys. I see you’ve got 4 tour dates to sell next year in Chernobyl. 👀

Stop your grifting. Get bigger. Get better. And maybe just maybe, I’ll engage. I’ll shine my light on ya👍

👑

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

Naw it’s no

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

👊 IT'S MATCHDAY! 👊
🆚 Ross County
🏆 @SPFL
🏟️ Ibrox Stadium
⏰ 19:45 (UK)
🎟️ Tickets: https://t.co/i2yGUbslIb
📺 Live on RangersTV PPV inside the UK: https://t.co/4hJ08vB6sV

Come on #RangersFC 💙

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

@RangersFC Personally I’d make them charge on

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@SonicTheHaggis The world will never be the same, we’ve lost a true icon of the magic industry. My thoughts are with her daughter at this time who will carry on the family tradition with grace and dignity

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Ye think that’s bad? Wait till I start vlogging at the next old firm…

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Me on my first day as an apprentice

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak goes viral after using a hammer sideways. 🔨

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

Nella: I won’t speak to you, eat your food, you know my dad is dead

Fred:
#ImACeleb

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Nella about to lose her shit when she comes toe to toe with a Daddy long legs guarding a star #ImACeleb

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@deancoughlin_ Ciga-cigar right from Cuba-Cuba, I just bite it, It's for the look, I don't light it. Gettin jiggy with it

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@ActorSylasSz Man up pussy boi

[JokePit The Comedy Box Office @PromoteComedy]

DOES IT FRY YOUR BRAIN 😜🧠 (Clip 0.1)
Next Quiz 8pm Thurs 16th Nov https://t.co/JC30qSMc7d

Follow @DeeMaxwellSCT @kirstylynch @RossDalyComedy 😜🧠

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Naw we’re no

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

⏰ KICK-OFF: We are underway in Dundee.

Come on #RangersFC 💙

📲 Follow the match live in our Match Hub: https://t.co/k0NNjGSCia

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

Junkie’s running full pelt whilst dodging coins and Bucky bottles

[Gordon Duncan @gordonduncan7]

What would the Scottish football equivalent of this be? 🤔😅

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

Most people think I sucked Darren off for a leg up in the comedy industry but I did it for fun

[Ross Daly @RossDalyComedy]

Hi @GordonRamsay @mrjakehumphrey I hope you know that you are changing the landscape with this podcast. 90% of the general public now think you are a pair of insufferable cunts

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

Out on Monday…on the High Performance Podcast…