Ross Deuchars

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

@litbayfarmer had same problem with my tesco horse burger. Any advice? #mold #-_-

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

@Will_Lynn96 @FrMoloney sorry once again sir #imgoingtohell

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

@hickeyboi @Will_Lynn96 @WHM1412 @JonnersJ @Holland_Paddy @joepaisley1995 looking forward to seeing you lads!

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

I swear this usually never happens!!! 😂#premature #sorryzach https://t.co/LGTEW5b2bK

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Zero complacency, 100% concentration... Let's get this job done boys!! #TeamEurope

[Paddy Holland @Holland_Paddy]

MISSING! Joe Paisley. Last sighted at Florrie Flood's house over a year ago. If found re attach balls

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I've done an selfie. Unfortunately, I've realised, as a result, that I look like a nob.

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

The summer of 2014 is one I'll never forget!! #backtobackmajors

[Rory McIlroy @McIlroyRory]

Flying high with the team after my 4th Major victory!!! NYC here we come!! Thanks for all the support and well wishes

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

@zanmoon1996 who's lovely bottom is that? #peachy

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

“@TheLadBible: She's built like Mike Wazowski http://t.co/COGelHXOq3” @holland_re this is Ellis!

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

Would go as far to say that even @hickeyboi is better than Fred #thedoorframe

[IL PRESIDENTE @Presidente_TSFC]

In fact...... @CBF_Futebol you up for a friendly?

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

@FrMoloney @Will_Lynn96 @hickeyboi doesn't this ruthless German display remind you all of the Tonbridge 3rd XI this season?

[CIA @CIA]

No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary

[Ross Deuchars @RossDeuchars]

@holland_re @freddie_stork @nodzholder @hickeyboi if I'm correct in saying I don't think Donal ever did one...#doorknob

[Richard Holland @holland_re]

Never doing a high pour again... @freddie_stork @RossDeuchars @nodzholder @hickeyboi

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@ed_thompson95 harsh, had any more chow mein recently? #fishy