Ross Whitaker-Jones

Champagne lifestyle, Lemonade budget.

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

Still #Beyonce for me.

#Glastonbury

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

@NoContextHumans 27 + 50 = 77

-2 = 75

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

Absolutely buzzing for @FriendlyFires this Saturday at @gettogetherfest, this week shall be spent listening to some FF classics 😍

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

My name’s Ross and I do not understand why google need to advertise this phone so much if it’s so fucking amazing

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

@Madonna Nothing really matters.

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

I’d really enjoy it if Taio Cruz had a comeback in 2023

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

I just read that Jerry Hall, Grace Jones and Jessica Lange used to share an apartment in Paris and honestly I can’t even contain myself. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

Passed my driving test sixteen years ago today

What a fucking old old twat

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

Wtf is this new clock?! #iphone

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

@joeymonda Agreed. The “dum dum da da da” is the best point of the entire album. 😍

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

@peterpea For real 🤣

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

“Never did that before” 🤣👑

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

This is a joke.

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

Manchester Pride you’ve been fantastic but I need about four days sleep and I’m too old for this shizzle 🌈

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

I’m at a family meal and my 82 year old nan turned up half an hour late unapologetic in a catsuit with 5 inch heels. And I’m living for it.

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

I just tried to explain short play and long play vhs to my (six month younger than me) bf and he has no idea what I’m talking about 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

@JPJaval Absolutely no way 🤣🤣

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

@JPJaval I’ve got one. Always welcome to borrow :) xx

[Ross Whitaker-Jones @RossEdwardWJ]

I haven’t put this much tan on since I was 22

[JD @Jonny_Dodds]

Hang it in the Louvre.