Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴

Catholic. Texan. Attorney. Lover.

I don't like Yankees or lima beans.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

By the way, would be a shame if bank runs started in Russia. If i was Russian I’d pull out all my money, today

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@kyleumlang Now is an upgrade. I don’t miss being in a conference with the corn and wheat states.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

PA announcer: “It’s…THIRD DOWN!”

Me:

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@EvilElko And the second worst thing to ever happen to Jews.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

I was curious once too.

I have never lived in Texas. But I worked remotely with Texans for years, and I spent so much time in the DFW area twenty years ago that it remains one of my favorite places on earth to visit.

So let me try to explain what I learned.

Start with this. In America, everyone is proud of their state. But Texas is different, and here is the tell. You never have to ask a Texan where they are from. They will tell you. Usually within the first two minutes.

Part of it is size. Texas is enormous. You can drive for a full day and never leave it. Part of it is the sheer variety. Real mountains in the west. Pine forests in the east. Beaches on the Gulf. Ranch land, oil country, desert, hill country, and some of the biggest cities in America. Almost every kind of terrain on the continent exists inside one state line.

But the real root is the history, and Texans know their history.

Texas was its own country. A fully independent republic with its own president, army, navy, and embassies. It fought Mexico for its independence and won it on the battlefield, then chose to join the United States as an equal. Six flags have flown over that land. Spain, France, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the Confederacy, and the United States. That was real history long before it was a theme park.

And here is the part outsiders miss most.

When the rest of the world pictures America, they are very often picturing Texas. The ranches. The boots. The oil. The swagger. The TV show Dallas ran for twenty years and exported that image to the entire planet. Texas became the shorthand for America itself.

But here is the thing I love most about Texans.

As much as they love Texas, they love America more.

It is, by almost any measure, the most patriotic state in the Union.

That is the answer. Texas pride is not arrogance. It is a country that remembers being a country, and chose this one anyway. 🦋

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@swish41, come help your boy!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

😭😭😭😭

[Norense Odiase @kingno_]

I hate Texas.

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@BobbyBaccaavi @Across_Dixie lol what??

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@badkaratemovie doesn’t get enough credit for how great this album, and this song in particular, is.

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@ConradDMills Do they let just anyone be a pastor these days?

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

This is a joke, right?

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

Tonight, @ScottPresler joined me in Katy and I can’t thank him enough for the incredible support he’s shown throughout this race.
EARLY VOTING ends in just TWO DAYS. Grab your friends, call your family, and make a plan to vote.
The momentum is real. We’re going to win this.

[Mark Schipper - 5th Down CFB @5thDownCFB]

Dec. 2, 1995

After 81 years the curtain, or the axe, dropped on the Southwest Conference

Arkansas' 1992 departure for the SEC left an all-Texas league incapable of generating enough TV revenue to survive. The old (comically corrupt) league scattered to the four winds 🫡

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@DallasStars @PNCBank

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic”

Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion.

It’s a cult.

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

Username checks out

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

- Pull out of NATO.
- Close all bases and remove all military personal from the UK, Germany, Spain, and France.
- Never protect these countries again.
- Stop all trade with these countries. ZERO.
- Refuse to share any military technologies and don't allow to them to buy any military equipment. Ever.
- Don't share any intelligence with them. NONE.
- Tell them they have to provide 100% of weapons and money to Ukraine.
- Cut them off completely.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Has anyone ever been more vindicated than this guy?

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@PastorHamilton8 Bro thinks John was a Southern Baptist

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@Sapsterr_ Oof. Touché.

[Ross Miracle 🇺🇸 🇻🇦 🇨🇱 🇸🇴 @RossMiracle]

@EcciusMaximus This is a ridiculous take.