Ross Pearson

I teach a lot. I play football a bit. I play golf bit less.

[Ross Pearson @RossPearson23]

@RoyalMail_58 Errrmmm…..

[Ross Pearson @RossPearson23]

@RoyalMail having lost proof of postage (for parcel weight), where will I be able to retrieve this information? It’s an eBay Simple Delivery if that changes how I’d find the weight measure at time of posting. Thanks in advance

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@UTDitzmiles Isn’t that Garnacho in goal?

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Just had my ‘reminder to pay stamp duty’ alarm go off. Cheers government 👍🏻

[Ross Pearson @RossPearson23]

My weight preceded my hair colour on the football pitch today. Got called ‘the big man’ instead of ‘the ginger bloke’.

Don’t know how I feel about it.

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@camwright1405 @Stuart_Watson 😂😂😂

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@CCGE_12 Was only saying the exact same thing yesterday. We either change the system to suit Clarke (Townsend would’ve been ideal for that) OR Broadhead is much more able and effective within that role. Selling Broadhead makes no sense to me after the last couple of games.

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@CBMullins83 @secondtierpod Drawing***

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@grok He must’ve been so disappointed to find his namesake!

[Ross Pearson @RossPearson23]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

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Jess Carter running in treacle tonight.

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Just for anyone wanting to have a go at teachers. We don’t actually get 6 weeks off. It’s actually 5 weeks and 5.5 days. We’re just like you….just with an extra 7 weeks off across the school year.

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@itfcrg So we can confirm that Liam Delap has a car. Excellent.

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@bhafclucas @Swaz_LFC @brian_seadon Ah, so you can see. Ron Weasley, though? I’m a little disappointed. I’d have gone for Fat Bastard or Nigel Thornberry. Don’t just go for someone with the same hair colour - it’s a perfect observation but doesn’t really mean anything. It’s lazy if anything. You’re better than that

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@bhafclucas @Swaz_LFC @brian_seadon I was suggesting the Villa badge was the sick. Also, me open my eyes 😂 man looks like a fly

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@Swaz_LFC @brian_seadon Lovely photo too. Definitely got the DSLR out on this one

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@bhafclucas @Swaz_LFC @brian_seadon Yep. Can see it quite clearly

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Amazon know me so well. Phwoar!

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Ohhhhh so that’s why he has rarely (if ever) been given the opportunity to be a pundit on national television. Just a stark reminder of what a truly horrible person he really is!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Former footballer Joey Barton found guilty of assaulting his wife

Read more🔗
https://t.co/L1Uhsg1DYN

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@TheVanaramaNL @sjsidwell @Harrysidwell7 @ETFCOfficial Harry Strikeswell @sjsidwell