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Bitta Cultureeeeee.....

[Shortacus @RossShort]

Barber was just back from the same hotel In Florida in going to in May. Most productive haircut chat yet. Needless to say I can't wait !!!

[Shortacus @RossShort]

Hungry , always hungry. Hungry and sleepy awwww dayyy everydayyy !!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Soon... you will find out if me and Franco have what it takes to survive... NAKED & AFRAID!!!

[Shortacus @RossShort]

Was at gym already this morning but too curious to see if the Clydebank one is any good . Legs twice in one day , can you rent wheelchairs ?

[Shortacus @RossShort]

“@TaurusTraits: Something a #Taurus Would Say” is this me ? @_wh0sthatgirl

[Shortacus @RossShort]

@_JamieHogan lights are a tricky one not a wd40,cable tie or brush quick fix , probably go for -leaving it for the next shift to deal with 🙈

[Shortacus @RossShort]

Sons of anarchy has got me wanting a motorcycle again !!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average prison meal is more nutritious than the average school lunch.

[Shortacus @RossShort]

Pooooopin' like a champ since 93.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Schizophrenics are able to tickle themselves, but completely sane people cannot.

[Chelsea Ferguson @chelsf3rg0]

Some of the things people eat for breakfast in Florida 🐷😱😳

[Shortacus @RossShort]

@UberFacts: Morning wood acts a type of exercise for the penis - Lack of sleep can lead to erectile dysfunction. Does your penis even lift ?

[Shortacus @RossShort]

@PureGym can you tell me when the Clydebank pure gym will be open , been delayed a few times now - any update ?

[Josh M W Marshall @joshmwmarshall]

@BBCNews @SkyNews @SkyNewsBreak this is happening in glasgow now. Where is the news coverage? #GlasgowRiots

[Burt Macklin @GaryHaldane91]

Voting against your independence like a weak, shitebag bastard.

[David Maddox @DavidPBMaddox]

North Lanarkshire and West Dunbartonshire going to Yes according to sources #indyts #indyref

[Shortacus @RossShort]

@Chrissssssyx glasgow and Dundee let the side down man , two biggest yes players and the lowest turn outs !