Ross Sloan

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

He missed a pen... It's not like he mistook Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for Gollum and took him out with a knuckleball to the gullet

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United, always 👊

#MUFC | #MondayMotivation

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

We're living in the matrix cause this can't be real

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Daily Wire host says Barack Obama destroyed rock 'n roll because "rock 'n roll was about white male angst...Barack Obama came along and said young white men aren't allowed to have angst"

[Gambling with Lives @GambleWithLives]

We're launching our ground-breaking educational film today to help make young people aware of the harm caused by gambling industry products & practices.

Please watch & share this trailer.

@carolynharris24 @Peter_Shilton @PaulMerse @GaryLineker @RonJichardson @DawnButlerBrent

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

@nick_gallacher @_amystevenson Honestly just found out that they were protected 🥲 Can't believe the world has been deprived of my wit this entire time.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🧼 People should consider not rinsing plates before putting them in the dishwasher to limit the impact on the environment, Boris Johnson’s COP26 spokeswoman has suggested https://t.co/hEeip9DrqJ

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

Imagine actually believing that being the 3rd best in the entire world at your respective sport is not an incredible achievement worth celebrating 😩 Go back to your hole toad boy

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Real sporting champions don't celebrate coming 3rd.

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

nobody is attacking space
we just want billionaires to pay taxes
because they are ruining the lives
of so many people

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

those who attack space
maybe don’t realize that
space represents hope
for so many people

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

32% is still a stupidly high number for not supporting a stance against racism imo

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

The anti taking the knee line is getting so low, their supporters will have to get down on one knee to see it.

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

Danny Murphy chatting about England's chances against the winner of this game as if it's a done deal they'll get past a genuinely decent Denmark side 🙄 Absolute disrespect from a horrid commentator

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

Be quiet you absolute pathetic slug of a man

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

McEnroe told the truth. Ms Raducuna’s a talented player but couldn’t handle the pressure & quit when she was losing badly. Not ‘brave’, just a shame. If I were her, I’d tell my fans to stop abusing McEnroe, & seek his advice on how to toughen up & become a champion like he was.

[𝗔𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗗 @Amy__Macdonald]

🤡

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

@GaryLineker @susie_dent Susie is asking if you’ll step away from outside her dressing room now, Gary. We’re supposed to be starting a show soon and she’s scared to come out because you keep just shouting your favourite words from the dictionary.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

A message from Scotland Men's Head Coach Steve Clarke and captain Andy Robertson.
https://t.co/xYisBbKH68

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

If he tilted his head and said "are you my mummy?" I'd run him over.

[Ross Sloan @RossSloan_]

Straight into my veins please