RøssThømpsøn

I hate to ask but are 'friends' electric?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Tyson Fury takes on Tom Schwarz this evening. Here's a collection of some of Fury's finest quotes.

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

Oscars dad's a tongue scrubber. #iwannabeintheupperreef

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

“They call it a Royale with cheese”

[Soledad Francis PhD @SoledadFrancis]

Ask for more. It may take time, but life will give you exactly what you ask for.

[Soledad Francis PhD @SoledadFrancis]

We’re all unfinished masterpieces in progress....perpetually under construction.

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

@alexperry1996 I mean the whole photo is fake

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

@alexperry1996 That's photo shop for sure his teeth ain't that yellow

[Chris Napthine 🐎🐑🏃🏻‍♂️ @LittleParkFarm]

This is just so bloody funny.Sorry if it offends anyone but Christ it’s amusing.

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

Dr Pepper zero tastes like pure flowers

[Victoria Cross and George Cross Association @VC_and_GC_Assoc]

VC Diary for 1 January: 2 of 2: George Thompson VC - https://t.co/o8C2LthX0Q
#VictoriaCross #VC #ForValour

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

If I see one more douche bag in a vest pretending they're a fitness model I'm legit deleting the gram

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

Why is my Instagram all of a sudden just sponsored posts, get outttta here

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

73 years ago today over 7,000 prisoners of #Auschwitz, including ca. 700 children, were liberated by the Soviet army. https://t.co/hyEaUWEVbu

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

@dom_mccourt @alexperry1996 @FiascoFrancis poor lads mum found his magic sock and called the rspca https://t.co/0DE7r3Qr3L

[BBC Newsbeat @BBCNewsbeat]

The RSPCA arrived to help a family who'd found a lizard under a bed.

But it wasn't a lizard. It was a dirty sock.

https://t.co/yXRCcvFWfD

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

@dom_mccourt Made me laugh too much

[Soledad Francis PhD @SoledadFrancis]

It doesn't matter what you know if you essentially stay in the same position in life.

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

I'm usually a stone cold G, but pursuit of happyness really hits me in them feels

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

@LottieEloise Professional fly swatter

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

I feel like an absolute warrior king when I nail a fly bare handed

[RøssThømpsøn @RossThompson7]

Rip it up and start again