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[JORDS @Jords_dons]

Emptying your boots after 90 minutes on that 😬😬

[. @itwasjustbanter]

sean dyche may never become a world class manager but he has the potential to become a world class poster

[. @TDEAVFC]

We used to be a proper country

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

I have no idea to this day what that Chilean lady was singing about. The truth is, I don’t want to know. Some things are best left unsaid.

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

We should call anyone born in the 2010s a squeaker, regardless of their age.

[朱李 / トゲナシトゲアリ Ba. @shuri_togetoge]

アカン‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️風呂入れなくなる‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

- Makes bombs in Egypt
- Gets caught
- Flees to UK
- Claims political persecution
- UK taxpayers pay for his hotel
- UK govt finds out about the bomb stuff
- 17 months later he’s still here
- Rapes a woman

Brits, no govt has ever hated their ppl more than your govt hates you.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

BY THE GODS IM RUINED!!!

[Dom @WGGPapaDom]

me (34) seeing my coworker (22) at the same bar by the office already

[Adam ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @adambell94]

Spain churns out managers and both Sheffield clubs have hired the only two with learning difficulties

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

Too much yank shit here

Here’s the real best day on Twitter

[Will Monk @WillMonk09]

Big fan of Trump announcing World War 3 in the style of Fabrizio Romano confirming a season-long loan to Galatasaray.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

The Speedway Slammer: Coming Soon 🏁

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

today is the only day you can RT this

[Mainly Things Sheffield United @AllThingsBlades]

At Glastonbury ❤️

[Jon @MrDalekJD]

Today is the only day in history where this once in a lifetime Black Ops 2 moment (set in 2025) is LITERALLY TODAY. 😳

[Thomas🦉 @TNuto03]

Mad that nobody’s ever won it back to back 🤯🤯

[Harry @Owens_EFC]

this is how I judge like 99% of players and I'm literally never wrong

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

“You don’t know what you’re doing!” being sung by the away end.

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