George Allan

Retired, grumpy ex-pat Scot. 35 years in the SE. Possibly only SNP member in Surrey. Now rusticating in darkest Angus

[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@msm_monitor @TPRSCOT You missed ‘BREAKING NEWS’, another Herald favourite. Ditto.
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@alistairkgrant Probably better renamed ‘The Schemie’.
Unionist hack sits down with self promoting would be social media star @DvdHmltn for another gripping edition of SNPBad/ Scotland is shite.
Keep up the good work!
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@willie_rennie Scotland’s answer to Paddy Pantsdown.
Wearing a cast off, @agcolehamilton ill-fitting jacket and doing that LibDem thing….arm waving and semaphoring…and waxing lachrymose about trust in politics.
I agree with Nick
Lloyd George knew my father
Father knew Lloyd George…
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@Alfaromeo170 @elgoldave ‘Stenography club’. Excellent!
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@JohnCooperDG Who pays for you, sunbeam? And your heavily subsidised breakfast in the Westminster ‘canteen’?
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@euanmccolm @alexmassie For paywalls much thanks.
Two ‘elderly’ chaps after nearly a week on the tiles, clinging to a lamppost and singing ‘Show me the way to go home’
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@TheBlueLady3 @RosieSandison And I always thought things couldn’t get much worse than Douglas Ross.
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@Scott_Wortley @maliamum Ho ho ho! There’s nae smarter than a Falkirk lawyer.
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@alexmassie @ProfJMitchell Splendid! An ample supply of rubbers, loads of Smythson note books and more Mont Blanc propelling pencils than you could shake a stick at.

Much looking forward to your forthcoming appearance at the Fringe along with @euanmccolm.
Not only but also…..
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@meljomur It’s MI5 and the British Empire, of course. And all the plants. Oh dear, do please keep up!
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@GeorgeFoulkes Good to see the Noble Baron back in top form with another outstanding prediction. Perspicacity his middle name.
Any predictions for 16.30 at Uttoxeter this afternoon?
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@gazberto @Dennynews Look at the state o’ the wee guy with the white toupee! Surely not Cookie? Looks like something out of the Wind in the Willows.
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[Shona Scottish YES the AYEs have it . Humanity @shonad7674]

I donated to a fund which Peter Murrell then stole from . I have evry right to be angry with him but blame his wife or SNP sorry no . The people shouting the most are ones who never donated a penny to that fund & are trying to use it as a political weapon against @theSNP & Nicola

[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@MsPollyClark Ah the Noble Baron Finkelstein @Dannythefink, a man who has got pretty much everything wrong ever since he first grew out of short trousers.
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@joannaccherry @norahmoo ‘This isn’t over yet’ could become your new anthem after weeks of ‘It should have been me’
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@alexmassie Must have missed that amongst the yellow Faberge eggs.
Pass the rib repair kit, matron.
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@lzbthcarrellis Oh dear. Praying in aid, Joanna Cherry a disaffected former member now reduced to regular day-time TV doing her Whitfield/Stevenson impersonation.
We all know what your enquiry is about. Get Nicola Sturgeon in the dock and inflict maximum damage on the SNP.
Remain seated.
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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@lzbthcarrellis By all means sit on your highfalutin transparency high horse. Though doubt we’ve seen half the Mandelson stuff.

The SNP will sort and move on.

Unless you’re an SNP member, I’d retain a sedentary position.

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[George Allan @Ross_Cromarty]

@euanmccolm Nurse!! He’s still going!
Like ol’ man river, keeps rolling along.
Shame….you could have included a ferries reference.
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