H.L. Chiselfritz

Freelance barstool crash test dummy. Mentor to wayward bar wenches. Vintage beer goggle enthusiast. Pronouns: Hey/You/Last/Call

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Keith Richards demonstrates twelve bar blues for two year old Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Let’s be realistic. California’s Dem party machine manufactures the votes and also counts them. With both prejudice and impunity.

[MAGA2024 @Hunter19302]

California isn't the blue state everyone thought it was; it's a state struggling to break free from the grip of Democratic communists

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Dude, you are a scumbag psychopathic sexual pervert. Your wife appears to be little more than a retarded hostage.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

A message from my wife Amy:

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Spoiler Alert: It’s Rosie O’Donnell.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Everything about James Talarico screams gay. Throwing a carpet muncher with a utetus into the equation changes nothing.

[New York Post @nypost]

Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico's mysterious girlfriend revealed - and she's vegan https://t.co/O5LPDKuQDD

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Other than eating tube steak smothered in underwear $20 says James Talarico is a vegan.

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

In Texas Senate race, Ken Paxton falsely claims James Talarico is a vegan https://t.co/TwxC0NWR4r

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Everybody knows James Talarico eats meat as long as it’s raw and throbbing.

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

In Texas Senate race, Ken Paxton falsely claims James Talarico is a vegan https://t.co/TwxC0NWR4r

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Pictured: With rumors of homosexual veganism swirling about him, James Talarico eats BBQ cat in attempt to convince Texas voters that 1) He is not a vegan 2) He eats pu**y.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

November, here we come.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Donald Trump is the only President in history to have recess appointments blocked by his own party.

The McConnell and Thune Senate Majorities.

Republican voters deserve to know the names of each Senator who gaveled in for the 1 minute pro forma sessions to block him.

Traitors.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

40% of @FortWorthISD students are illegal aliens and @GregAbbott_TX is fine with it. Disgraceful.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This is the new principal for Western Hills High School in @FortWorthISD

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

I voted @KenPaxtonTX

[Team Cornyn @TeamCornyn]

Polls are officially open! Vote John Cornyn for U.S. Senate

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

I Voted @KenPaxtonTX @bofrench

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Police officer Derek Chauvin unintentionally did society a great favor and deserves our gratitude.

[Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorFrey]

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.

That moment changed our city forever.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

The United States of America abolished insane asylums so that the United States of America would be an insane asylum.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

If these motherfuckers were baptists the Chicago Police and Illinois National Guard would be lighting them up like it was WW III.

[QUANTUM GUARD ™️ @QuantumGuard17]

🚨 TERRIFYING: Huge Islamic gathering in Chicago

Islam does not belong in America. Their goal is to conquer, and it ALWAYS has been

The entire western world must wake up! They WILL NOT stop.

[Doc Pete Chambers @DocPeteChambers]

ABBOTT WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE THIS!

He is 100% complicit and aiding this

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

John Cornyn racing back to DC…

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

🚨🚨 I am cancelling my campaign events for tomorrow and heading back to D.C. tonight.

As a member of @BudgetGOP and on behalf of the nearly 32 million Texans that I am honored to represent, I will vote tomorrow AM to end the absurd and irresponsible Democratic defunding of @ICEgov and @CBP and fund their important work first in committee and then on the Senate floor.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

I couldn’t CAIR less.

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

John Thune is the Mitch McConnell of Harry Reid’s.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

3 sold-out shows in California can mean only one thing: @BTS_Bighit is in town.

Welcome to the Golden State!🫰💜

[H.L. Chiselfritz @RotNScoundrel]

Sucking bad orange man’s popsicle isn’t going to save your sorry ass.

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

I am proud to introduce legislation to rename US Highway 287 as Interstate 47 in honor of our 47th President @realDonaldTrump.

My bill will upgrade one of our nation’s longest highways to a future interstate and save more than $5 BILLION in travel costs, all while honoring the most effective and influential president of our lifetime.

Texas is Trump Country & this bill cements @POTUS’ legacy by designating nearly 1,800 miles of open road to forever be known as the Trump Interstate 🇺🇸