Taylor Kearns

Freelance southerner. Columbian. Columbion. Columbi-agan? Columbiite.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

Fortunately, my generation knows what to do.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

Umm

[Steve Lookner @lookner]

Around 15 minutes ago there was some sort of explosion that was felt in many towns in eastern Massachusetts. It actually shook the building I am in (some others have said the same). See e.g. the replies to the post below. Haven't heard any reporting yet on what it actually was.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

SOLVED - my neighbor just shut his door real hard.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@WesMitchellGC Solid, sudden boom. Like an explosion.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@ChrisTrainorSC Can’t imagine the group think that eliminated the final, surprise popcorn pop. What a whiff.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@cstegmaier The evolution of performance art is complete.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

Felt that one!

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@ChrisTrainorSC Like Chinatown? LA Confidential?

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

I’m sorry but we MUST see who runs on the field during the Super Bowl. This is America. We don’t cut away to some docile shot of a player on the bench. Let us all witness peak performance.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

First movie I remember seeing in a theater. @ChrisTrainorSC if ever there were a reason for an editorial…

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” is returning to theaters nationwide for a one-week, 35th anniversary re-release.

The movie will run March 13–19 in a restored 4K format.
https://t.co/xoo1r2PsAM

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@ChrisTrainorSC We are civilized men in uncivilized times.

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@LewTurner @ryaneatscake Super Mario Kart OG. Not that gaudy bastardization from the 64.

Anyway, Merry Christmas.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

What a ghoulish season.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@ChrisTrainorSC You have my Bo-berry biscuits

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

Have to credit my cocks for making you believe. Big belief today. Well done boys. Papa still on the needle.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@ChrisTrainorSC Fundamentally broken team. Just hope Sellers can make it to the draft in one piece.

[patrick @s4bzzzz]

If you haven’t already, watch Miloš Forman’s Amadeus, simply one of the greatest films ever made.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

@ChrisTrainorSC Get off the tatami.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

I mean sure but which one are you getting sucked into when you stumble across it Sunday at 3 PM.

[Chris Trainor🔥 @ChrisTrainorSC]

Good afternoon. "Deep Impact" is better than "Armageddon" and always has been.

[Taylor Kearns @RotaryChicken]

Lol WAT