Rotating Corpse

The exquisite corpse freely tweets the political climate.

[Rotating Corpse @RotatingCorpse]

The Chivalrous MEN Gallantly Removed the Superfluous Maternity Coverage. https://t.co/Yw7t64JTMx

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

This is outrageous: Not a single woman in the room as @Mike_Pence and @HouseGOP propose removing maternity coverage in #Trumpcare.

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The Big Cheddar Excessively Protests the Obvious Facts.

#trump #Russia #liar https://t.co/gBhkBwB9XN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What about all of the contact with the Clinton campaign and the Russians? Also, is it true that the DNC would not let the FBI in to look?

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The Cowardly Lion Meekly Declared the Lacking Courage. #trump #pussy #sad https://t.co/Pj8vIv8b9r

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!

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The Win-ning-Winner Boldly-Tweeted the Hard Tru-eth. https://t.co/4JVUF8Tqjq

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

This Russian connection non-sense is merely an attempt to cover-up the many mistakes made in Hillary Clinton's losing campaign.

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The White Men Chivalrously Planned The American Future. #pence #trump #jobs https://t.co/ts5DJaLrjZ

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

Working w/ @freedomcaucus to deliver on promises to repeal & replace Obamacare, reform the tax code, invest in infrastructure & create jobs

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The Giant Mickey Mouse Hand Airport Greeters Silently Pitied The Mistaken Donald. https://t.co/ZALCxOSH2J

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just leaving Florida. Big crowds of enthusiastic supporters lining the road that the FAKE NEWS media refuses to mention. Very dishonest!

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The Thrifty Trump Brilliantly Negotiated With Kellogg’s and the Marshmallow Factory. https://t.co/JMWG7ONL7m

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am reading that the great border WALL will cost more than the government originally thought, but I have not gotten involved in the.....

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The Deprived Wife Excitedly Stocked Up On AA Batteries. https://t.co/9zp7IH5CJS

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

.@MrsVanessaTrump took/dragged me to see the new 50 shades movie and I am the only guy in an otherwise packed theater. #bonuspoints

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The United States President Courageously Fights The Most Important Battle. #ThisManIsInCharge https://t.co/ZUUmAN42NL

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!

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The Junior Donald Earnestly Thanked the Never Fake @Newyorkpost. https://t.co/hMnMWeCnIW

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Thank you to @LoisWeiss and the @NewYorkPost for the nice article! https://t.co/S3FnfLFmiZ

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The Disgraceful Democrats Failed to Assemble IKEA’s new Führer Cabinet. #trump #Democrats #sad https://t.co/MaInQ3KZvd

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is a disgrace that my full Cabinet is still not in place, the longest such delay in the history of our country. Obstruction by Democrats!

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The Delicate Donald Unwittingly Seduced More Paying Subscribers. https://t.co/zYh5nUrMKg

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The failing @nytimes writes total fiction concerning me. They have gotten it wrong for two years, and now are making up stories & sources!

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The Incompetent Cabinet Frantically Launched Nukes In the Dark. https://t.co/ghPtOKC73V

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Aides in the White House confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches https://t.co/x4e7ZHBOgQ

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The Unhinged Oracle Fearlessly Analyzed the Sporting Event. https://t.co/Kpn6TWHGVp

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

There will be reams of post-game analysis, but it came down to this:The Patriots were Trump, the Falcons were anti-Trump.

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The American #SuperBowl Greatly Trolled the Big Cheese. https://t.co/Ly4s1feeea

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Enjoy the #SuperBowl and then we continue: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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The Fetal Protector Ironically Executes the Most Inmates.
#abortion #prolife #texas https://t.co/OLbzhl7reB

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

COMMENTARY: Texas will lead on life. We should criminalize the sale of fetal tissue. #ProLife #txlege https://t.co/TN1g6HDUwg

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The Lonely Curmudgeon Diabolically Paints The Broad Stroke. https://t.co/Jw8OCXXdPf

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The Big Cheese Cowardly Redirects All Future Blame. https://t.co/BjkDKhbWzk

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!

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The Speaker Ryan Fully Speaks the Speakful Nothingness. https://t.co/Y8UBM9bgqC

[Paul Ryan @SpeakerRyan]

House Republicans are focused on putting policies in place that make people’s lives better in this country. https://t.co/CZpn0us97L

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The Tiny-Fingered Nincompoop Swiftly Disregarded the Dreadful Constitution. https://t.co/2u51U6JFWM

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What is our country coming to when a judge can halt a Homeland Security travel ban and anyone, even with bad intentions, can come into U.S.?