Rotten Bus Driver

I drive entertainers around the country and bitch about it.

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I love these spam tweets as much as I love spam out of a can. I hope you get the Corona Virus. #EatShit #Knockoffs

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[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I'm gonna inject some Lysol, and swallow some purell.. I heard from #POTUS that this may be the cure for the #COVID19 #StayHome #day30oflockdown #COVIDIOTS

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

Can anyone out there on the interwebs spare a square? #QuarantineLife

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

SHIT out of luck, my ass looks like my toilet but burns and smells way worse. I guess I'll go drag my ass in the yard like a dog. #HoardersFuckedMe #JustMyLuck

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

Found this mask and these gloves on the bus. #QuarentineLife I can finally go to the grocery store and pick up some toilet Paper, it's been weeks. #MyLuckyDay

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I'm gonna make more money on unemployment than I would driving this shitbox. #China #COVID19 #Stimuluscheck #Trump2020

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I hope karma slaps these motherfuckers in the face before I do. #BagofDicks

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

Stinking pigs. This bus reeks of wet foot and asshole. I have smelt fresher air on trash day in Louisiana in August.

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

Just like my life, useless. #roadsidetirechange

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. #ThisBusSucks #FML

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

If you wonder why I am so rotten, 25 yrs ago I shit my pants on stage. My career never recovered. #SweetRevenge

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I like to text and drive while riding the rumble strip and watching netflix all night long and blame it on construction. #Fuckyoursleep

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I'm getting sick and tired of these low down Motherfuckers putting me up in the dumps. #MightDriveOffaCliff

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

Best fucking show of the year. These no talent douchebags need to find a new job. #giveitup #FML

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

No buyout, no per diem, so I found this in the fridge.. doesn't smell spoiled. #Shit #AMansGottaDoWhatAMansGottaDo

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

Another SHIT drive in the books. I doubt I made enough money to cover the cigarettes I smoked. #Cough #Bullshit

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

I would like to thank the nasty son of a bitch that clogged the bus toilet. #Rule#1 #EatShitandDie

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

My TM told me I was staying at the Crown Plaza today.. I guess that Motherfucker can't read. #MotelHell

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

My runner last night was a tidy fellow, even brought me leftovers from catering. #FuckMyLife

[Rotten Bus Driver @RottenBusDriver]

That's ok, I'll clean up after you..after all, you have had such a hard day drinking and getting high. #manchild