Rottt

Your friendly neighborhood dragon enthusiast and cardboard crack collector • PFP and banner done by @ericyan97

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

I know nothing about it. 🤷🏼 I do hope it’s a real @wizards_magic deck. 🤨Though they should redo the card as he looks like he didn’t have his @KelloggsUS #RaisinBran that morning and will have some trouble boldly “going”! 🚽😉🤣

[Cory @jupiterbrandos]

Wizards realized they'd accidentally made Modern somewhat playable and decided to fix it by unbanning Violent Outburst

[Sylvie May @SylvieMayMTG]

How will modern players be able to experience missionary sex now that Boros is banned?

[Nile (like the river) @NileJoanRivers]

if you are playing casual MTG with your friends you should NOT be letting them takesies backsies their mistakes!!!

takesies backsies is only for the pro tour!!!

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

@SteelCitySteph We got good vibes in my play group and our banter isn’t even friendly. One player countered another player’s commander who then responded by flashing his Glock. Original player then said “Do it, pussy” and safe to safe that commander didn’t get cast even once that game

[✨Lilith✨ @HotTopic4Way]

When you lose the die roll to an oops player

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

You could legitimately make a down payment on a used car using just these 8 cards, it’s insane.

[Jake Browne @jakeformayor]

My self-destructive Magic trait is keeping terrible opening hands in draft because somewhere deep down I think I should punish myself for making bad deckbuilding decisions

[Pompa of the Balemurk Ex @darkvulpine]

Not a single Dimir Midrange deck in the room

Japan is truly the most advanced country

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

Had a wonderful Commander night with the friends

Me: “I’m always being punished for just trying to build fun decks :(“

Friend: “That’s like saying ‘My friends don’t hang out with me because I innocently enjoy building BB guns that I shoot them with.’”

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

@Kankuro_KingCh Had the story leading up to Reality Fracture been, you know, good, as well as not having to wait to get past two whole UB sets, I’d be wayyyyy more interested in the set and what it has to offer

[Sam Bogue @IslandGoSAMe]

hey i hear this GW landfall deck is pretty solid

#SCGCincinnati

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

@Kankuro_KingCh I’m with you on this one Kankuro

I’m an entrenched player, so I’ve got most of the textless cards memorized, but if I was a new player playing against someone who had textless cards and I had to get my phone every 5 minutes to google, then google again when I forgot, I’d be mad

[Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟡🟡🟡🟡🛰️🟡 @ironcrakka]

tourist detected

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

@Kankuro_KingCh Standard is fun if you can accept that most decks you will be playing against are slightly differing flavors of Izzet spells bullcrap.

However if you can get past that and find your own little archetype you enjoy that can somehow keep up with the meta then it’s a blast.

[BTB | Gaiserick 🍓🐘 @Gaiserick_]

MTG players talk like their game isn’t also held hostage by it’s own cartoon villain group which is the company that wants the two primary formats to be “Izzet Torture Dungeon” or “4 Player 3 Hour Long Fortnite Hellgame”

[Rottt @RottingHellkite]

The eternal feud between Green players and Blue players

[Etai Kurtzman @KurtzmanEt26033]

A lot of people complaining about the standard meta right now but I don’t get it. Both izzet and prismari seem very well represented.

[The Trinket Mage @TheTrinketMage]

I think of this image every time someone hypes up their commander deck only for it to be the most build by edhrec deck I've ever seen

[Franklin Fulks @Arcbound_Papi]

Made a quick pithing needle naming priority list for modern affinity with @Ryan__39 to help out newer players trying this deck for the RCQ season or returning players picking modern back up.
Affinity mirror is posted in a separate picture because it's based on board states