Fat_and_Retired

Hedonistic, sad, fat 71-year-old, loves women and food. Warning, there are a lot of adult themes here - it is what I like. It may not be for you NSFW

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@Caroline0Xx No I'd just want a cuddle, I'll clean my cock when I go for a poss coital piss.

I hope you would still be crying and screaming after anal

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@flapwit Do neighbours count?

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@mathwithsanni 121??

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@maggretteShaw Yep, but so what? Looks mean nothing; it's personality, charm and sex appeal.
Does your significant other still desire you, if not then you have a problem, otherwise it doesn't matter.

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@ninaalagao23 I'm 71 and have sagging moobs, so what?

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@otokyo__ No, beating the shit out of them if they don't eat it all is child abuse. Telling them how to behave and what to expect and how they respond to all social situations is your responsibility

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@ludgatelarry Thanks, it's been 13 years or so since I commuted regularly, and then it was London Bridge/Farringdon rather than Victoria.

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@kuchnehihai Makes me very happy, I don't suffer with depression, perhaps the regular face sitting procedures I undertake are a contributing factor.

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@mommylora89 Love that outfit

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@Stephencheatley Great escapism. I'm never going to buy abroad, but I like to watch the program, although this may have something to do with:
1. Laura Hamilton
2. Jasmine Harman
3. Danni Menzies
4. Jean Johansson
All of them not wearing very much
It's a relief to watch something in the afternoon

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@Irina_exh Yes - please

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@m_dyline Who just wants meat and two veg?

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@NoWayWoke Harsh, although I was wondering about a bush tucker trial on managing the Stairway to heaven, or if he does a Christopher Reeve superman impression

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@bbw_yesenia Can't do Dick pics, but here's how to eat cock, does that count?

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@Haleyvtuber_ Yep and they wouldn't be lying

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@kurvybae uncovered

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@JaneCockatlct0 No they are not, neither are men.

Both should have equal footing, and it is compromise that builds lasting relationships.

Now in the bedroom there should be turns.

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@justlookin1709 Face I'm not sure but 2's arse would, shutting my eyes and hearing those painal screams.

With you saying "Bite the pillow instead"

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@RuthGreen168206 Mum if she had you at 12 ans, mean she was fucking at 11 ans........