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Don’t these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around?

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Just remember that for every terrible idea that makes it into the mainstream, at least two people thought it was a great idea.

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@Nerdery_Richard @rossmacleodputt My dad used to tell me a story about Bruce Litsky never practicing. He would show up, make money, and leave. His caddy stuck a banana in his head cover, thinking that if Bruce actually practiced he'd find it. When Bruce rocked up to the tourney, there was a rotten banana

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@Oilfield_Rando Probably caught the ghey that year from a toilet seat or something

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@unusual_whales Well AOC is a fucking idiot.

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@JohnKasich John Kasich has only ever been about what benefits John Kasich. Absolute chameleon on policy

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@TheCinesthetic Sat next to him on a plane to Chicago one time. Nice enough guy.

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@TPostMillennial So we’re in the Weimar Canada phase?

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@unusual_whales Well, bye.

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@GavinNewsom You can’t enforce it, pussy

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@jamestalarico Bold strategy coming from you

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@atrupar Every time I had to deal with a hagraven in Skyrim, I was pissed too.

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@Tim_Walz You never cared that @KaneWWE a been waiting on you back your words up, pussy. Fight Kane you coward

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Come on! A democrat judge named SPARKLE just declared it unconstitutional to prevent illegal aliens from voting? If I put that in a book, reviewers would scream at me that it was ham fisted partisan far fetched slop.
And I'm a FANTASY novelist!

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@CollinRugg Not guilty

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@N9830G @davidpollack47 I loved watching him play.

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@davidpollack47 Bill Romanowski

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@MamaSissieSays probably because of ur hooer tendencies.

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@BatMacOnBirdApp @EverythingRebs Check again. No Ole Piss, unless they misspelled it.

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@SmokeyMcC I wish Cobes was still around. TWU toobz

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@SmokeyMcC Dude is shaped like a potato with a wig on