RoughElliotRandall

elliot randall does the rough stuff for you

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

Rough E.R. facilities are adjacent to the cell nucleus, with pores leading directly to our lumen. Not only does it allow a quick route for protein synthesis, but also makes me a prepared leader as I am already constantly in touch with the nucleus. #rmorganelles21 @Mrs_Albaugh

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

Do you want a leader who simply watches others work or a leader who is actively involved in the community? Vote Rough Elliot Randall for MOI!
#rmorganelles21 @Mrs_Albaugh

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@CYTOMENACE do you even do anything? I mean sure you’re where stuff happens but you are also kinda just… there.

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

Rough E.R. Industries, on the other hand, plays an active role in protein synthesis and secretion.

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

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#rmorganelle21

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

Did you know, Rough E.R. Industries has a division called MAM which partners with @pwrhousecell to function as a signalling hub? One goal of this partnership includes the maintenance of calcium homeostasis.
@Mrs_Albaugh #rmorganelles21

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@CYTOMENACE @Mrs_Albaugh reminder that this could be all avoided if @ribosomes4lyfee created their proteins correctly so I wouldn’t have to clean up after them

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@ribosomes4lyfee why are y'all so small? and hamburger shaped? you guys aren't even fully yourselves-- you're just more rRNA and proteins.
@CYTOMENACE are you really anything more than just clear jelly. one good poke and oh! where'd all the clear jelly go?

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

I wear many hats as a #randallman: manager of the ribosomes, protein quality controller, protein 3-D architecture, and transporter to the Golgi apparatus, but I'm most excited to wear the #cellpresident hat. #roughelliotrandall4prez #voteforme

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

With election day TWO days away, I want to take a moment to talk about appearances, because despite everyone telling you they don't matter, they do.

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

I may look like I have an octopus for a face, but in my octopus lookin' #roughrandall folds of a face, I check each and every protein that the @ribosomes4lyfee make. #qualitycontrol #nobadproteins #perfectproteins

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

I am the most unique-looking fella in this race. That's a fact. I'm full of twists and turns-- literally. Proteins go through me like one of those child tunnel slides and I *illuminate* them about the 3-D structures they should take in the *lumen* of me, Rough ER.

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@TheBranefor21 #amobeasisteraknockoff

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@realPwrHouse 🤚 can you clarify 🗣 why you’re running 🏃‍♀️ for cell 🧬 president 👩‍⚖️ when you don’t represent the common person?

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@pwrhousecell @CYTOMENACE @Mrs_Albaugh God, you're so excited about this... Such a child.

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

Mitochondria's too afraid to even put their name on here... And "powerhouse" is such a misnomer. What makes a house? A FAMILY. I support families. I support 13 MILLION jobs. If ANYONE is a "powerhouse"... it's me.
@pwrhousecell

@Mrs_Albaugh
#rmorganelles21

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@CYTOMENACE you’re next! one #funfact at a time, we’ll make this a fantastic Friday. better community, better protein producing conditions. #spreadingpositivity #livebyexample

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

guys. we’re going to lead by example in this race and start a #newtrend. let’s start FUN FACT FRIDAYS 💥 to foster a sense of cell community. (1/3)

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

WE’LL GO FIRST. did you know that Elliot Randall started as a entry lever rough ER worker and slowly climbed the leadership ladder? we know what it’s like to be a low level cell worker. #wearemanagementnow #changingworkingconditions #democracy (2/3)

[RoughElliotRandall @RoughRandall]

@ribosomes4lyfee yeah… about that….. you’re not even a big deal in prokaryotes. Google says you’re way smaller in prokaryotes. #notthebigribosomeoncampus #inflatedego