Barroom Philosopher

RIP KFB, Two for 1 bottles advocate, Barefoot golfer, Corona Premier, Kyle Larson is an ass, Turtlebox owner, Father of ???, Former throw as hard as I can guy

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

I could use a good better best so badly right now

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

@sgtsuckdown_ I needed it so bad today

[Jonus @logdrive_]

Typa shit Joey Logano starts playing when he gets handed the aux cord

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Fuck we’re deep in the offseason

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

@sgtsuckdown_ Did you get hacked

[Carson Hocevar Enthusiast @NotNolan44]

How it’s gonna feel watching Carson Hocevar win the Quaker state 400 at 2:12 am est

(Hopefully no Austin Dillon big crash)

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Knockin the dust off of the multi view while we’re red in Atlanta #NASCAR #QuakerState400

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

We in the W

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Take the blindfold off Brock, you’re in the end zone

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Yeah, you know what, how about we hop on a Skype call later and we can touch base

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

There’s a special place in hell for people who drive ford explorers who aren’t cops

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Has Kim K given up on the becoming a lawyer shit yet

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Tumble > 726 > Borne was my Spotify shuffle for my ride home from work. It really is all going to be alright. #GooseTheBand #Goose

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

@vinniessausage Bro how big are your fucking mitts😭

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Good grief this is just awful. Lock in @hen_ease

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Nice drive you fucking bitch @JHNemechek

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Dansby Swanson has probably never heard Jed Stone by Goose so who’s really winning? #Goose

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Dan Campbell is a racist and I have proof (link in bio)

[Barroom Philosopher @RoundHereBuzz77]

Good time > nocturne live might make Barroom strip his clothes off depending on how many cold ones we’ve polished off #Goose #BigModern